Don't eat the bacon!

**BigBadWulf** · 10-16-2009, 08:43 AM

We obviously have way too much time on our hands.

I find it hard to believe someone can find CrackBerry using Google,
yet couldn't find their "heat seeking moisture missile" in a speedo once they get here.

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**Mavis Fesselmeyer** · 10-16-2009, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by BigBadWulf

MF, I've got a picture of you.

Wulf! That was supposed to be just between us! Now everyone will know what brings the boys to my yard. And the stray dogs

**JustPlainJef** · 10-16-2009, 09:09 AM

So that's where the deer, two coons, and fox I saw this morning were headed...

**KillYouWithMyMind** · 10-16-2009, 09:17 AM

I need a bacon banana hammock.

**JustPlainJef** · 10-16-2009, 09:28 AM

I need to clean partially-chewed strawberry off of my screen...

You suck, and thank you...

**KillYouWithMyMind** · 10-16-2009, 09:29 AM

*bows* T'was nothing.

I was pictuing an actual hammock made of bacon and bananas.

**becmow2** · 10-16-2009, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by RobotnumberOne

*bows* T'was nothing.

I was pictuing an actual hammock made of bacon and bananas.

oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?

**syb0rg** · 10-16-2009, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by RobotnumberOne

I need a bacon banana hammock.

that would be the only way you can get ladies to even come near your "danger zone".....

**syb0rg** · 10-16-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by becmow2

oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?

I'm leave that comment alone.....

**KillYouWithMyMind** · 10-16-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by becmow2

oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?

Almost guaranteed... almost.

Originally Posted by mjneid

that would be the only way you can get ladies to even come near your "danger zone".....

Hey, whatever works.

**syb0rg** · 10-16-2009, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by RobotnumberOne

Almost guaranteed... almost.

Hey, whatever works.

i guess.

**Mavis Fesselmeyer** · 10-16-2009, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by becmow2

oh i wasn't! hahaha! will this be adequate support for the danger zone?

I cant imagine how many toothpicks would be required to provided adequate support for his Danger Zone. That in itself sounds dangerous.

Robot, perhaps a more supportive meat in larger sheets to support the Zone, then trim it in bacon? Im thinking pastrami or roast beef.

adding: Im liking the roast beef bacon trimmed visual. Sort of like an edible loin cloth kinda thing

**syb0rg** · 10-16-2009, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

I cant imagine how many toothpicks would be required to provided adequate support for his Danger Zone. That in itself sounds dangerous.

Robot, perhaps a more supportive meat in larger sheets to support the Zone, then trim it in bacon? Im thinking pastrami or roast beef.

adding: Im liking the roast beef bacon trimmed visual. Sort of like an edible loin cloth kinda thing

ill wear the loin cloth if you wear the bra.

**KillYouWithMyMind** · 10-16-2009, 10:09 AM

Maybe some meatloaf cooked in the shape of a thong, wrapped in bacon, smothered in ketchup and onions.

I think we're on to something here... meat undies.

**becmow2** · 10-16-2009, 10:12 AM

i like the roast beef trimmed in bacon loin cloth idea...

but this will only bring meat lovers to your yard, rob...

**Mavis Fesselmeyer** · 10-16-2009, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by mjneid

ill wear the loin cloth if you wear the bra.

deal! but due to the unusually cool weather, I am providing you with pasties made of pepperoni and Im going to cover my bottom region with slices of cheese.

**KillYouWithMyMind** · 10-16-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by becmow2

i like the roast beef trimmed in bacon loin cloth idea...

but this will only bring meat lovers to your yard, rob...

I can deal with that. I couldn't deal with the vegetarians or vegans. Mostly because every time I talk to one, they try to make me feel like an @$$hole for eating an animal.

**KillYouWithMyMind** · 10-16-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

deal! but due to the unusually cool weather, I am providing you with pasties made of pepperoni and Im going to cover my bottom region with slices of cheese.

What kind of cheese?

**Mavis Fesselmeyer** · 10-16-2009, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by RobotnumberOne

What kind of cheese?

a sexy cheese....like pepperjack. ouch wait scratch that. peeprjack a poor choice in cheese undies. Maybe a baby swiss, sort of a peek-a-boo thing ya know?

then Im going to fashion a belly chain out of a string of hot dogs. I hate belly chains, but when its made of pork, sign me up.

**username0022** · 10-16-2009, 10:30 AM

Give's a whole new meaning to the phrase "riding the bologna pony"...

**Mavis Fesselmeyer** · 10-16-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by S7ar Scr3am

Give's a whole new meaning to the phrase "riding the bologna pony"...

between film and fashion, I think the creative CB team could rule the world.

dont fear you arent part of this new plan. You will be responsible for wearing a puppy costume and chasing me around the house in my meattire

**KillYouWithMyMind** · 10-16-2009, 11:12 AM

Cheese panties and hot dog belts and meat undies... oh my.

**Mavis Fesselmeyer** · 10-16-2009, 11:42 AM

Yeah I'm beginning to rethink this entire concept. Seems neither sanitary nor hygienic (sp?). And the residual smell would take forever to scrub off in the shower.

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**username0022** · 10-16-2009, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Mavis Fesselmeyer

Yeah I'm beginning to rethink this entire concept. Seems neither sanitary nor hygienic (sp?). And the residual smell would take forever to scrub off in the shower.

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Yep. Something about this screams severe dysentery.