1. BergerKing's Avatar
    Sung to the music of Mambo No.5.


    Ladies and gentlemen,

    This is CrackBerry No.5!

    1,2,3,4,5,

    Everybody grab your Berries, c'mon let's jive.
    To the Slacker radio, you know you wanna!
    The boys say they want/some apps for free.

    But I really don't wanna,
    Beta test like I did last week.
    I must stay deep 'cause text is cheap!

    I like Tetris,and e-mail,
    Yahoo, and readers.

    And as I continue, you know it's gettin' sweeter.
    So what can I do? I really beg you, my Curve.
    To me posting is just like a sport.

    Anything flies, Oh it's all good.

    So let me pump it!


    A little BlackBerry in my life.
    Send a few e-mails on the side.
    A little bit of readings what I need.
    A little bit of Googles what I see.
    A little bit of messenger, here I am!
    A little CrackBerry makes me a fan!

    CrackBerry No.5!

    Jump up and down,and wave it all around.
    Shake your head to the sound.
    Put your hands on the ground.

    Roll your track ball left, roll it back to the right.
    Roll it up to the top and quick to the side.
    Click your ball once, click your ball twice.

    And when your download's saved, you're doing it right!

    A little BlackBerry in my life.
    Send a few e-mails, on the side.
    A little bit of readings'
    what I need.
    A little bit of Googles'
    what I see.
    A little bit of messenger , here I am!
    A little CrackBerry and I'm a fan!

    Pimp-it! Don't drop it!

    CrackBerry No.5!

    A little BlackBerry, in my life.
    Send a few e-mails, on the side.
    A little bit of readings what I need.
    A little bit of Googles' what I see.
    A little bit of messenger, here I am!
    A little CrackBerry, hey I'm a fan!

    What-I'd-do, to post with a crew like you!
    Cause you can't run, and you can't hide.
    We're all addicted, so come inside!

    CrackBerry No.5!

    A nod of the head to Lou Bega, thanks for the inspiration!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Last edited by BergerKing; 02-26-09 at 01:24 AM.
    02-15-09 05:40 PM
  2. aka.arj's Avatar
    lol
    02-16-09 03:28 AM
  3. BergerKing's Avatar
    Thanks aka.arj. Hope ya'll see the finished lyrics.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    02-16-09 05:48 AM
  4. BergerKing's Avatar
    A little fun for everyone.

    Well, seems I flubbed posting this here, if mods see post might move it to a better spot, thanks!
    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Last edited by bergerking; 02-16-09 at 04:33 PM.
    02-16-09 09:46 AM
  5. pggylb's Avatar
    This is hilarious, but so true!

    Thanks for telling me about this and how to get to it. Still learning my way around. I enjoyed this. Thumbs up!!!
    02-19-09 10:41 PM
  6. BergerKing's Avatar
    This is hilarious, but so true!

    Thanks for telling me about this and how to get to it. Still learning my way around. I enjoyed this. Thumbs up!!!
    Glad you liked it. Had the chorus in about
    10 minutes to reply to another thread.

    Once I started, had to finish. Thanks for reading it!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    02-20-09 02:51 AM
  7. lil pistol's Avatar
    Crazy! But I love it! Looks like very few know this is here, you oughta post it somewhere else!

    Good job, BK!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-02-09 01:49 AM
  8. g3kewl's Avatar
    HAHAHA that was CUTE

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-06-09 03:51 AM
  9. squish101's Avatar
    Have it on youtube BK. Who knows your vidz might be a hit.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-06-09 06:36 AM
  10. Username0223's Avatar
    BK - if anyone was home here with me right now beside my dogs, they would truly think i have lost it for sure!!! So here i am with the music beat playing in my head as im singing this.........out loud!!!!!

    And dont tell me that the rest of you that were 'reading' the song didnt do the same!!! LOL
    05-06-09 07:44 AM
  11. sodakitty's Avatar
    Shelli....RECORD AND POST.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-06-09 05:50 PM
  12. Username0223's Avatar
    Shelli....RECORD AND POST.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    are you crazy girl....by time i was done singing i had every frigin cat in the neighborhood meowing at my front door!!!!LOLOLOL
    05-06-09 05:58 PM
  13. TheRock420RVD's Avatar
    terrible... lol, but hilirious lol
    05-06-09 06:37 PM
  14. berrylicious babe's Avatar
    Love it! you need to make a tune for this! lol
    05-06-09 10:45 PM
  15. maxiang's Avatar
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...(stops and tries to catch breath then reads the chorus through teary eyes)...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-06-09 10:54 PM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Here you big plastic freak. Since your being all corny anyway, I originally post this in the "I Like" thread, where it has since been buried, as it probably should be.


    My Favorite Things

    Posts from the newbies and AG all smitten,
    Bright LED lights and threads that are written.
    Full data packages, not cans with strings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Theme colored housings and crisp resolutions,
    Pete6 and CrackMem and memory solutions.
    Wild apps of all kinds and trackballs in rings,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    Sticky device posts with beta os�s,
    Kevin the founder and all of his classes.
    Personal ringtones that make us all sing,
    These are a few of my favorite things.

    When the red lights,
    When the Pearl rings,
    Then I�m feeling glad.
    I simply remember my favorite things,
    My CrackBerry is so rad.
    05-07-09 02:14 AM
  17. BergerKing's Avatar
    That's pretty neat, BBW. I origianally wrote the chorus line on a regular post, then went and pulled up the lyrics and then broke it down and made it ours.

    Shelli, I'm really glad you enjoyed this, from time to time I'll get on a project and have to carry it through to completion. If I had the right skills, I might even be able to sing it, but for certain I wouldn't make a video, that's not my forte.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-07-09 02:37 AM
  18. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    from time to time I'll get on a project and have to carry it through to completion.
    G_d help us, that's my problem too.
    05-07-09 04:02 AM
  19. crs7088's Avatar
    Sung to the music of Mambo No.5.


    Ladies and gentlemen,

    This is CrackBerry No.5!

    1,2,3,4,5,

    Everybody grab your Berries, c'mon let's jive.
    To the Slacker radio, you know you wanna!
    The boys say they want/some apps for free.

    But I really don't wanna,
    Beta test like I did last week.
    I must stay deep 'cause text is cheap!

    I like Tetris,and e-mail,
    Yahoo, and readers.

    And as I continue, you know it's gettin' sweeter.
    So what can I do? I really beg you, my Curve.
    To me posting is just like a sport.

    Anything flies, Oh it's all good.

    So let me pump it!


    A little BlackBerry in my life.
    Send a few e-mails on the side.
    A little bit of readings what I need.
    A little bit of Googles what I see.
    A little bit of messenger, here I am!
    A little CrackBerry makes me a fan!

    CrackBerry No.5!

    Jump up and down,and wave it all around.
    Shake your head to the sound.
    Put your hands on the ground.

    Roll your track ball left, roll it back to the right.
    Roll it up to the top and quick to the side.
    Click your ball once, click your ball twice.

    And when your download's saved, you're doing it right!

    A little BlackBerry in my life.
    Send a few e-mails, on the side.
    A little bit of readings'
    what I need.
    A little bit of Googles'
    what I see.
    A little bit of messenger , here I am!
    A little CrackBerry and I'm a fan!

    Pimp-it! Don't drop it!

    CrackBerry No.5!

    A little BlackBerry, in my life.
    Send a few e-mails, on the side.
    A little bit of readings what I need.
    A little bit of Googles' what I see.
    A little bit of messenger, here I am!
    A little CrackBerry, hey I'm a fan!

    What-I'd-do, to post with a crew like you!
    Cause you can't run, and you can't hide.
    We're all addicted, so come inside!

    CrackBerry No.5!

    A nod of the head to Lou Bega, thanks for the inspiration!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    That is soo clever and cute! I love it!!
    05-07-09 04:26 AM
  20. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Great stuff ! Now, if one of the ladies here could compose something with Barbie Girl by Aqua:

    I'm a berry girl, in a ber-ry wo-rld.
    Its glass and plastic, its fantastic.

    If you touch my phone,
    Ill make you take me **-me.
    There'll be no call back,
    Ill make you crawl back.

    Texting with my nails,
    Checking my ema-ils.
    Feel like a web queen,
    Where have my friends been?

    Love my berry, its not scary
    Aahh aahh aahh aahh
    My pretty berry takes me where we
    Oooh wah hoo, oohh wah hoo ...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-07-09 06:23 AM
  21. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    the filters censored h o - m e

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    05-07-09 06:26 AM
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