1. wolfscmb's Avatar
    Here's a new forum game.

    The person posting above you will post something they wish for, then you post that it's granted but somehow make it undesirable.

    Example:
    I wish I had a million dollars.

    Granted, but it's all in pennies.

    After you've corrupted the previous person's wish, post your own.

    ...

    I wish I had X-Ray vision.
    10-01-07 09:10 AM
  2. BigRob's Avatar
    Granted, but only will work on women 80yrs or older!

    LMAO

    I wish that I had a signal on my curve in my office!
    10-01-07 09:15 AM
  3. Ryan Blundell's Avatar
    Granted, you now have a giant cell tower connected to your curve (you may want to fix that hole in your ceiling now..)

    I wish I had an inexpensive unlimited data plan
    10-01-07 10:43 AM
  4. Trevor's Avatar
    Granted, but you get the crappy coverage to go with it.

    I wish I had a newer blackberry.

    cool thread
    10-01-07 02:58 PM
  5. tmag2005's Avatar
    Granted but the PIN is not released!

    I wish i could retire!
    10-01-07 03:11 PM
  6. dhall13's Avatar
    Granted, but now your to old to do anything fun.

    I wish I was rich monetarily and didn't have to work, but still did just so I could tell people who are jerks where to put it when they complain and not have to worry about my job.
    Last edited by Trevor; 10-11-07 at 03:19 PM. Reason: LANGUAGE!!!
    10-01-07 04:07 PM
  7. MiniBB's Avatar
    OK! But the only job you can get is at the waste-water treatment plant.

    I wish I had a beautiful garden filled with fragrant flowers.
    10-01-07 04:27 PM
  8. berrywhite's Avatar
    Granted but they all die the next day!

    I wish Verizon would get a Curve!
    10-01-07 04:35 PM
  9. Berryman's Avatar
    Granted, but only if you keep it when the new Blackberry 9000 series launches

    I wish my wife would be happy for me to buy a new Blackberry every 3 months
    Last edited by Berryman; 10-02-07 at 07:24 AM.
    10-02-07 07:22 AM
  10. wolfscmb's Avatar
    granted ... but you have to be happy she buys a new husband every 3 months ...

    i wish the work week was 3 days long and the weekends 4 days ...
    10-02-07 07:37 AM
  11. berrywhite's Avatar
    Granted... But you now work weekends!

    I wish I had the new Infiniti G37 Coupe
    10-02-07 08:54 AM
  12. nosam's Avatar
    Granted... But as you drive it off the lot you run into a tree and total ur car.

    I wish I could marry a hot older(but not to old) women that will payoff all my college debt.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-02-07 11:10 AM
  13. Carlee_86's Avatar
    Granted but she's your mom's best friend from HS, she made you sign a prenup and divorced you 90 days later.


    I wish I could take off work tomorrow.
    Last edited by Carlee_86; 10-04-07 at 11:44 PM.
    10-04-07 11:40 PM
  14. wolfscmb's Avatar
    granted but your boss says to take tomorrow off and tomorrow and tomorrow

    I wish I wasnt so sleepy
    10-10-07 08:19 AM
  15. disconnectedwj's Avatar
    granted, now you will never sleep.

    I wish i could leave work right now.
    10-10-07 03:33 PM
  16. tommymerf's Avatar
    granted, but you will be stuck in traffic until you have to come back tomorrow.

    i wish i wasn't sick right now
    10-10-07 04:43 PM
  17. lishan's Avatar
    Granted, but you will lose all your vacation and sick days for eternity!

    I wish I owned an island in fiji
    10-10-07 11:53 PM
  18. wolfscmb's Avatar
    granted ... but it's an active volcano and its due to erupt any day

    i wish everyone had a blackberry curve!
    10-11-07 07:20 AM
  19. tmag2005's Avatar
    Granted - but now they turn into Treo's after 1 week forever.

    I wish i was immune to that particular corrupting
    10-11-07 03:10 PM
  20. berrywhite's Avatar
    Granted... Your curve turns into a Moto RAZR!

    I wish all my wishes come true!
    10-11-07 03:15 PM
  21. Adam Zeis's Avatar
    Granted - but the Giants win the Superbowl and the world comes to an end!

    I wish there is a hot girl waiting for me on my couch when I get home.
    10-11-07 03:31 PM
  22. lishan's Avatar
    granted, but she has halitosis

    I wish I had a replicating machine
    10-11-07 10:06 PM
  23. tommymerf's Avatar
    Granted but the only thing you can replicate is dust.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-11-07 10:53 PM
  24. tommymerf's Avatar
    Granted but the only thing you can replicate is dust.

    I wish I had an aston martin

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    10-11-07 10:54 PM
  25. wolfscmb's Avatar
    granted ... but it has no engine

    i wish i had an iced grande carmel macchiato from starbucks!
    10-12-07 07:26 AM
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