1. jaydee5799's Avatar
    bye bye alien
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    02-07-16 07:05 AM
  2. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Albuquerque, Man....... Albuquerque!!
    left at...where?
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    02-07-16 07:08 AM
  3. jaydee5799's Avatar
    ok so today is the Super Bowl, where LB considers one of the dumbest holidays...it's actually NOT a holiday as he says. But i am making chili and bringing some dessert over to my dad's later in the day
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    02-07-16 07:09 AM
  4. jaydee5799's Avatar
    i also need to take care of the zombies
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    02-07-16 07:09 AM
  5. Carjackd's Avatar
    NOW... it's come to my attention that I said Valentine's Day was the dumbest holiday ever. (or something to that effect).

    When I said that I didn't realize that the Super Bowl is on today....
    This isn't necessarily a dumb day... in fact, it's not even really a holiday.
    It's just a day for friends to get together,and enjoy a great game.
    And, this is one of the best days of the year to see humans together in their natural habitat.

    Now when I say "Natural," I mean in a comfortable setting.
    You've got the BIG SCREEN TV with surround sound to really put you "in the game," plenty of seating for everyone and enough beer and munchies to last you through the week.

    So, now you're getting excited as the first of the commercials come on, you can hear the beer cans starting to crack open and the munchies are just about to start getting passed around when suddenly.......
    you're transported back in time to the Stone-Age, the people that first arrived have now turned into Animals.... Raving idi0ts, yelling at the moving images on the big screen having a one-on-one with the players as if they could really hear you. And just as the recreational substances and liquor and beer are giving a hint of coming on.....

    AN ADVERTISEMENT!!!
    The perfect time to get a grip on yourself and come back to the 21st Century.
    BUT Noooooooo!

    Now you're yelling at each OTHER about what a bunch of idi0t the players are when suddenly someone says:Shut Up! It's on!
    And Silence.... you could hear a pin drop if only it dropped a little faster.
    Then it's back to the Stone-Age .

    All this just to watch a bunch of guys jumping on each other and patting each others @sses!
    Not to mention, that you'll feel and look your best at work on Monday.

    But I understand it's some kind of Human tradition.
    It's just humans I don't understand.

    But, not everyone is taken in by these games.
    So, as in what has now become a LOST tradition for many years now. I do a bit of rearranging at my place.... And of course, there's plenty of everything to keep my guests happy and I play host to all the neglected woman for the day. Lot's of laughing, yellings and, ohhhhh, the screaming!!!!

    And I do this as a special favor so you don't have to get interrupted.

    I don't expect your thanks.. you don't even have to like me.. But at the end of the day ( or more probably sometime the next day) We have at least ONE thing in common.
    We may have different ways of showing it but you have to admit, I'm one hellava team player!!
    Have a great day at work!!
    There is a football game today? And I thought the season was over when the Steelers got knocked out? Silly me!
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    02-07-16 08:23 AM
  6. Carjackd's Avatar
    English
    Afrikaans
    Isi Xhosa


    A Berry A Day Keeps The Apple Away
    You speak pretty good English for having African slang as your primary language Matty
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    02-07-16 08:24 AM
  7. Carjackd's Avatar
    And let's not forget slang!!!
    Right!
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    02-07-16 08:24 AM
  8. Carjackd's Avatar
    Coming from an older generation (I'm 64) I find if you wanna mess with today's kids all ya have to do is speak normal English.
    This is why he is out here messing with us kids
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    02-07-16 08:25 AM
  9. Carjackd's Avatar
    i needs loots of monopoly money!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You can probably buy some on eBay.
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    02-07-16 08:26 AM
  10. Carjackd's Avatar
    Good morning to the Pantless!
    Cold here....25 but the temp is going up. Last day for nice weather tho....going to get very cold cold here
    It's going to be a cold night at ski lessons for the boys this week, but after next weekend we have a warming trend on the way again.
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    02-07-16 08:30 AM
  11. Carjackd's Avatar
    my kids at high school will teach you some slang!
    Click them
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    02-07-16 08:31 AM
  12. Carjackd's Avatar
    left at...where?
    Chattanooga
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    02-07-16 08:32 AM
  13. Carjackd's Avatar
    ok so today is the Super Bowl, where LB considers one of the dumbest holidays...it's actually NOT a holiday as he says. But i am making chili and bringing some dessert over to my dad's later in the day
    I'm going to take the boys in to see my parents this morning and then I need to get home and get some dinner ready for tonight
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    02-07-16 08:33 AM
  14. Carjackd's Avatar
    i also need to take care of the zombies
    I was out there last night . Not much happening
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    02-07-16 08:33 AM
  15. Carjackd's Avatar
    Good morning peeps and peepers
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    02-07-16 08:33 AM
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    Coffee going down , need to hop in the shower and get motivated
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    02-07-16 08:34 AM
  17. jaydee5799's Avatar
    You can probably buy some on eBay.
    i might try that!
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    02-07-16 09:02 AM
  18. jaydee5799's Avatar
    Good morning peeps and peepers
    good morning. i had my tea and made my chili in the crockpot. i still am not showered or dressed. Maybe in another hour
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    02-07-16 09:02 AM
  19. jaydee5799's Avatar
    I was out there last night . Not much happening
    yes, not too much going on. regular crazy questions only
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    02-07-16 09:03 AM
  20. jaydee5799's Avatar
    I'm going to take the boys in to see my parents this morning and then I need to get home and get some dinner ready for tonight
    i am going to watch some super bowl replays from my team's past super bowls. It's something i do every super bowl sunday. and then i will go over to my dad's and watch some of the pre-game. By the time the game starts, i am ready to put my pajamas on and sit on my sofa.
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    02-07-16 09:05 AM
  21. Carjackd's Avatar
    good morning. i had my tea and made my chili in the crockpot. i still am not showered or dressed. Maybe in another hour
    I stopped for a second to make breakfast. OK..shower and go....maybe ....lol
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    02-07-16 09:18 AM
  22. Matty's Avatar
    You speak pretty good English for having African slang as your primary language Matty
    Lol

    A Berry A Day Keeps The Apple Away
    02-07-16 09:56 AM
  23. hamsterwheel's Avatar
    Hello Pantless. Just wanted to POOF and say hi. Lots of ish going on and just not up to doing anything at the moment.....

    I do read when I can so I can keep up with you lot.

    LOL oh and GO PANTHERS
    02-07-16 09:57 AM
  24. Carjackd's Avatar
    Hello Pantless. Just wanted to POOF and say hi. Lots of ish going on and just not up to doing anything at the moment.....

    I do read when I can so I can keep up with you lot.

    LOL oh and GO PANTHERS
    Hey Hmmy. Hope you're feeling better
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    02-07-16 10:33 AM
  25. Spencerdl's Avatar
    Good Afternoon Everyone.
    02-07-16 11:03 AM
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