[kbz1960]

More than half of the coastline of the entire United States is in Alaska.

I'll be damned

[kbz1960]

Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers

I did not

[kbz1960]

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?

No?

[anon(3732391)]

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

commonly known as a moth.. the flutterby fluttered into butter and couldn't fly.. by. And was so named by a dyslexic Flibbertigibbet!

[kbz1960]

Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Really?

[kbz1960]

Rainy day cure for dog odor: Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

And fluffy soft coat

[kbz1960]

I normally just place my wet mutt into the dryer for 30mins on high.

an addict ever since my first 8900

[kbz1960]

commonly known as a moth.. the flutterby fluttered into butter and couldn't fly.. by. And was so named by a dyslexic Flibbertigibbet!

Go figure. What are you doing up so early out there on the left coast?

[kbz1960]

Go figure. What are you doing up so early out there on the left coast?

Or you're still up?

[kbz1960]

Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

You what they say a bout a big nose.

[kbz1960]

The Barbie doll�s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Is that Ken's last name?

[anon(3732391)]

Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed.

.... except for those that are ambidextrous.
That's why I'm translating the Hokey Pokey for left handed people, one for ambidextrous.folks and a special volume for dyslexic people.

And, Once again, I've hit a MINI WILD STONE of 4,200 CB POSTS absolutely unnoticed!

[kbz1960]

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

That explains the look on her face. Waxing!

[kbz1960]

.... except for those that are ambidextrous.
That's why I'm translating the Hokey Pokey for left handed people, one for ambidextrous.folks and a special volume for dyslexic people.

And, Once again, I've hit a MINI WILD STONE absolutely unnoticed!

Whoop. That's all a mini is getting.

Grats

[kbz1960]

Ants never sleep!

Bastages

[kbz1960]

Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother because they were both deaf.

Wonder if he was really working on hearing aids

[kbz1960]

An ostrich�s eye is bigger than its brain.

No one ever claimed they were smart.

[kbz1960]

�I Am� is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

I am.

[kbz1960]

I am.

I made a sentence all by myself

[kbz1960]

Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.

Ouch

[kbz1960]

Butterflies taste with their feet.

You don't want to know what they use for sex

[kbz1960]

A �jiffy� is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Used by whom?

[kbz1960]

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

I've heard that. And lick your elbow but my niece could. So it isn't impossible.

[kbz1960]

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

The first to discover you shouldn't run with them too?

[kbz1960]

Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

How can that be