[middbrew]

Not that there is anything wrong with that

[BergerKing]

A man was found alive but in pieces. When asked if he was ok, he just said, 'I'm puzzled'.

[middbrew]

I should be doing buzznotes

I say do them tomorrow.

[kbz1960]

Does a stewardess really need to show us how to operate a seat belt in modern America?

But there may be foreigners on too

[kbz1960]

Oh, yeah, she does. Michael Moore actually has fans that fly.

Without planes?

[middbrew]

But don't feel like it right now

You don't have to do them now.

[kbz1960]

If a lumberjack breaks wind, does his spotter think the chain saw broke?

Depends on the smell

[BergerKing]

A legless armless man was a survivor of a shipwreck. When pulled to safety, he's says, thanks, I'm Bob.

[middbrew]

If I keep going I'm going to beat both brewmeister and the King of Bergers to the next pantless milestone

You could very well do that. I say go for it!

[kbz1960]

For you? I'm sorry.

Thank you

[middbrew]

Not that there is anything wrong with that

Nothing at all.

[BergerKing]

They say that honey attracts more flies than vinegar. I say, who wants flies?

[middbrew]

Or is there?

Nope.

[kbz1960]

I remembered the extra stuff, but forgot where I put it.

It's right where you left it

[BergerKing]

You could very well do that. I say go for it!

Zip- Ok, I'm done.

[kbz1960]

Beside the sheep and the cows

How could I forget bessy?

[BergerKing]

It's right where you left it

But the was in my other brain.

[middbrew]

But probably not as much as sputter does

Sputter has a fetish when it comes to teal.

[kbz1960]

This one gave a whole new meaning to man-eating puzzy.

[kbz1960]

Well thanks god!

You better

[middbrew]

And whatever color jacket pink maybe

Yeah, can't forget the jacket.

[BergerKing]

My son once asked for a bald point pen, I told him none of them ever had hair.

[middbrew]

_{What does this one do?}

^{And this one?}

Little font. Not so good.

[kbz1960]

A legless armless man was a survivor of a shipwreck. When pulled to safety, he's says, thanks, I'm Bob.

Baaaaaaad

[middbrew]

I don't see any difference

Nope, but they are both bad.