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    Quote Originally Posted by middbrew View Post
    It's going pretty good. Had my coffee and now my wife is making brunch Bacon!!!!!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by middbrew View Post
    Or state of mind.
    That too!
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    Aw ****! Don't remind me 'bout them, jeez, my ma, who happened to be french Canadian, thought that was the answer to any given ailment when I was just a wee lad. Went right along with the cod liver oil, hehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputneek View Post
    Aw ****! Don't remind me 'bout them, jeez, my ma, who happened to be french Canadian, thought that was the answer to any given ailment when I was just a wee lad. Went right along with the cod liver oil, hehe.
    Aaaaaaand NO! the cod liver oil WASN't to mak'em go in easier
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    A man was experiencing a great deal of pain from a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he went to see his doctor. The doctor told him that the pain could be relieved by suppositories and asked if he would like him to insert the first one. Slightly embarrassed, the man agreed. He bent over, held his breathe and felt a sharp pain as the doctor inserted it.

    "Now, the next one should be inserted in about six hours," the doctor said. "If you have a problem doing it yourself, ask your wife to help you."

    The man went home and laid down for a couple of hours. Later that evening, he attempted to insert the second suppository but found he couldn't do it himself, so he asked his wife for help. She told him to bend over and put one hand on his shoulder to help steady him. As soon as she stuck the suppository in, he let out a scream."I'm sorry, dear. Did I hurt you?" she asked.




    "No, it's not that," he said, his face ashen in color. "I just realized when the doctor did it for me, he had both his hands on my shoulders!"source:*Suppository Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha
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    Good afternoon pantless posters how is everybody's days going? I sure hope better than mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by BergerKing View Post
    A man was experiencing a great deal of pain from a bad case of hemorrhoids, so he went to see his doctor. The doctor told him that the pain could be relieved by suppositories and asked if he would like him to insert the first one. Slightly embarrassed, the man agreed. He bent over, held his breathe and felt a sharp pain as the doctor inserted it.

    "Now, the next one should be inserted in about six hours," the doctor said. "If you have a problem doing it yourself, ask your wife to help you."

    The man went home and laid down for a couple of hours. Later that evening, he attempted to insert the second suppository but found he couldn't do it himself, so he asked his wife for help. She told him to bend over and put one hand on his shoulder to help steady him. As soon as she stuck the suppository in, he let out a scream."I'm sorry, dear. Did I hurt you?" she asked.




    "No, it's not that," he said, his face ashen in color. "I just realized when the doctor did it for me, he had both his hands on my shoulders!"source:*Suppository Jokes | Funny Humor by Joke Buddha
    Ahhhh HAaaa good one

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    No sure if it was an unintentional nod to the thread, but I'm loving the fact that the Rehab & Off-Topic Lounge is near the top of the forums list.
    Even moreso that this thread, as a result, has some time in the spotlight!
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    well PPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I come over to say hi and what do I see???? some dude on his side sticking something up his bum.....

    interesting.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    I come over to say hi and what do I see???? some dude on his side sticking something up his bum.....

    interesting.....
    Strange fascinations you haff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEMPURmental View Post
    Good afternoon pantless posters how is everybody's days going? I sure hope better than mine

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    Mines going good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Houshinto View Post
    No sure if it was an unintentional nod to the thread, but I'm loving the fact that the Rehab & Off-Topic Lounge is near the top of the forums list.
    Even moreso that this thread, as a result, has some time in the spotlight!
    Right on! I don't think it was intentional, but I like it nonetheless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    I come over to say hi and what do I see???? some dude on his side sticking something up his bum.....

    interesting.....
    So are you going to say hi?

    Hi Q!

    And you should know that you just never know what you will see in here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by middbrew View Post
    So are you going to say hi?

    Hi Q!

    And you should know that you just never know what you will see in here.
    Hi love!!!!! hugssqueezegrope......
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    I see the baby 50K has a new name (The Friendly Darkside: "Tea, Coffee, and big or small Sodas?) and has been moved to Rehab & OT Lounge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jafobabe View Post
    Say it ain't so...

    How are you doing Z?
    Hi Jaffers. I'm up, down, here, there and just not right yet. Sounds like you're still fighting it too. Sucks, hope it goes away soon for us both.
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    Hey Jaf, get in here and post. you are 9 pantless posts away from 3K in the 50K!
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    I come over to say hi and what do I see???? some dude on his side sticking something up his bum.....

    interesting.....
    This was a public service announcement and was meant purely as an educational tool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixStringMadness View Post
    As opposed to adult movies?
    Who opposes adult movies? Oh yeah that was the original subject of the baby 50K.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixStringMadness View Post
    scratch the screen....
    and sniff
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixStringMadness View Post
    I was on a roll once, hit the top spot and stayed there for a week.
    Are we talking about the G-spot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbz1960 View Post
    You can't helps yourself
    Not even to a second helping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kbz1960 View Post
    Does sitting on a roll help?
    Bed roll, cinnamon roll, roll of the dice, roll down a hill, that's how I roll, roll call....? what kind of roll are you going on about?
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