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    jafobabe
    Originally Posted by middbrew
    And I guess you will send me the money for it?
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    02-13-13 11:12 PM
  2. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Originally Posted by TEMPURmental
    Well try real hard to take it slow and easy today, maybe tomorrow will be a better day.
    I say try really easy.
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    02-13-13 11:14 PM
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    BergerKing
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    Originally Posted by middbrew
    But I do have a porter in the fridge.
    Well, let the poor guy out before he suffers from hypothermia.
    jafobabe, middbrew, kbz1960 and 1 others like this.
    02-13-13 11:15 PM
  4. jafobabe's Avatar
    jafobabe
    What song typifies the last 24 hours of your life?
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    02-13-13 11:15 PM
  5. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by middbrew
    I think MM is a troll in disguise.
    But the chicks dig him! Must be something about the shape of his nose.
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    02-13-13 11:15 PM
  6. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Originally Posted by kbz1960
    Did you say you sheeet your pants?
    That's the best way to get those cool racing stripes.
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    02-13-13 11:15 PM
  7. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    Well, let the poor guy out before he suffers from hypothermia.
    He's out.
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    02-13-13 11:16 PM
  8. jafobabe's Avatar
    jafobabe
    What is the worst air travel experience you have ever had?
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    02-13-13 11:16 PM
  9. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
    I call them Lusers! (The origin of my (L)username).
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    02-13-13 11:16 PM
  10. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Which way does a compass point in space?
    To the nearest bar serving wu-weis.
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    02-13-13 11:17 PM
  11. BergerKing's Avatar
    BergerKing
    Moderator
    jafobabe, middbrew, kbz1960 and 1 others like this.
    02-13-13 11:17 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    What song typifies the last 24 hours of your life?
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    02-13-13 11:17 PM
  13. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Did Noah have woodpeckers and termites on the ark?
    No termites. But he did have a woodpecker since there were no plastic prosthetics in those days.
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    02-13-13 11:18 PM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Originally Posted by louzer
    But the chicks dig him! Must be something about the shape of his nose.
    I'm sure he uses that nose to the max.
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    02-13-13 11:19 PM
  15. BergerKing's Avatar
    BergerKing
    Moderator
    jafobabe, middbrew, kbz1960 and 1 others like this.
    02-13-13 11:19 PM
  16. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
    It's actually white before you extract it.
    jafobabe, middbrew, kbz1960 and 1 others like this.
    02-13-13 11:19 PM
  17. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
    What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?










    New in town?
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    02-13-13 11:20 PM
  18. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by BergerKing
    Jane! You ignorant ****!!!
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    02-13-13 11:21 PM
  19. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    What is the worst air travel experience you have ever had?
    Well there was this one time I was on an air force plane and it was the pilots first time trying to land it. He finally got it on the ground after bouncing the wheels of the runway at least a dozen times. Just barely kept it from going off the end of the runway.
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    02-13-13 11:21 PM
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    BergerKing
    Moderator
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    02-13-13 11:21 PM
  21. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    Where are you most likely to be at 8:00 on a Saturday night?
    Posting!!!!!
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    02-13-13 11:22 PM
  22. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    What is the worst air travel experience you have ever had?
    I guess most of the time I'm too drunk to remember the flight.
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    02-13-13 11:22 PM
  23. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by middbrew
    Only if you are holding a fireman's axe.
    I'm not sure. I'll have to axe.
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    02-13-13 11:23 PM
  24. jafobabe's Avatar
    jafobabe
    I love those sidewalk art... so welll done!
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    02-13-13 11:23 PM
  25. louzer's Avatar
    louzer
    Originally Posted by jafobabe
    OOOOooooOOOO Goth!!!
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    02-13-13 11:24 PM
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