Every now and then something comes up in these things that gives me a chuckle. Todays happened to be about a Dell Rack Missing
Model 7606C Serial GFN0D01 - missing from ART 2nd floor service elevator area. Object is 9 ft tall, 3 ft wide, 3 ft deep, and weighs several hundred pounds. Very hard to pawn, sell, hide, or transport, but excellent for use on campus. Please notify me so I can arrange an asset transfer. All is forgiven.