[BlackjackBailey]

Just for the fun of it, I have started this thread for all the limerick composers amongst us!

The idea is to post a BB related limerick - let's see how long we can make this thread last!

To kick off, here's my lame contribution:

There once was a man named Jerry
Who risked life and limb for his Berry
Whether hail, rain or snow
Jerry was always sure to show
That his BB was more important than Mary!

[Mamaluka]

I bought this phone that was smart
Even though I'm an old fart
I said with a grin
This phone won't win
But its torn my life apart!

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[skyboxer]

There once was a man from paree
Who showed off his storm with glee
Then the touchpad got stuck
And he said what the **ck!
And traded it in for a Pre

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There once was a man from paree
Who showed off his storm with glee
Then the touchpad got stuck
And he said what the **ck!
And traded it in for a Pre

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Hahaha! I love it!

[skyboxer]

There once was a girl from peru
Who dropped her berry into the loo
So she put it in rice
And cleaned it up nice
Then sold it on craigslist as new!

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[skyboxer]

Last one:

I once knew a girl from France
Who kept her berry deep in her pants
When the berry would ring
Her panties would sing
And vibrate too, making her dance

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[Neckbones#CB]

There once was a guy with a Curve
While texting in his car he started to swerve
He was a friend, an hombre, a gringo
I told him to download a 3rd part app called Vlingo

[Neckbones#CB]

I was just thinking, this is a neat little thread. Let's change it a bit. Instead of doing a whole limerick, everybody do just one line. Once five lines are in start a new one. To start off...

There once was a girl named Carry

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Who was married to a guy named Larry...

[12MaNy]

There once was a dude named Cliff
Who's keypad was all tight and stiff
one day he got mad
and did something bad
and threw that POS off a cliff

[amazinglygraceless]

I moved this thread to Off-Topic
For it's focus was clearly myopic
If you do not agree
It's apparent to me
You're in need, of much better optics.

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[Mamaluka]

I moved this thread to Off-Topic
For it's focus was clearly myopic
If you do not agree
It's apparent to me
You're in need, of much better optics.

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Lol (clearly an lol from a blackberry)

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[BergerKing]

There once was a guy with a Curve
While texting in his car he started to swerve
He was a friend, an hombre, a gringo
I told him to download a 3rd part app called Vlingo

A friend was this gringo,
He downloaded vlingo
And saved his very last nerve.

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[shwy]

There was once a Bold from here,
Someone called it and said, "Don't drink beer".
"I wish it was mine,"
"That'd be so sublime,"
The entire crowd started to cheer.

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I moved this thread to Off-Topic
For it's focus was clearly myopic
If you do not agree
It's apparent to me
You're in need, of much better optics.

Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com

Not bad... Could use with a few profanities

[paddygirl16]

I innocently bought my BB at the store
Had no idea what it was for.
The data plan was really cool.
Was sort of na�ve and felt like a fool
I then got on Crackberry.com
Met Harry, John and Tom
To this day I thank God for Delete
For the perv that called himself Pete.
I now keep my BB by my side
And thank BB for this fun ride.