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  1. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    I don't know how long this thread will float for, but I'm a serious fan of bad jokes, the worse it is the more likely I am to use it one day.

    Honestly though, anything goes as long as its an attempt at humour, but please keep the criticisms relative to the jokes and not to the tellers, friendly banter only please.

    Righty, I guess I better start!

    How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    J�an "/
    10-13-13 01:45 PM
  2. hamsterwheel's Avatar
    hamsterwheel
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    What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
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    10-13-13 02:59 PM
  3. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    bambinoitaliano
    What did the left hand talk to the right hand? Nothing. Hence BB up for sale :P
    10-13-13 03:01 PM
  4. jaydee5799's Avatar
    jaydee5799
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    Bad jokes indeed.
    10-13-13 03:08 PM
  5. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    PAH hahaha, love 'em! Especially the ocean joke, that's one for the lunchroom!

    ok...... What do you call a man in a bush?

    RUSSEL! :|
    10-13-13 03:52 PM
  6. hamsterwheel's Avatar
    hamsterwheel
    Ambassador
    Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
    10-13-13 03:54 PM
  7. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    hmmmm, unfortunately true but still raised a smile hamsterwheel.

    What do you call a dinosaur who loves spicy food?

    Mega-sore-***
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    10-13-13 04:02 PM
  8. hamsterwheel's Avatar
    hamsterwheel
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    What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works.
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    10-13-13 04:15 PM
  9. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    HahahHa, sexist jokes eh? Just one then

    What do you do when your Dish-washer breaks down?

    Tell her get over it!
    Last edited by Fuzz360; 10-13-13 at 04:52 PM.
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    10-13-13 04:28 PM
  10. 3hb78ftg's Avatar
    3hb78ftg
    Why was the blonde taken to the mental ward?

    She went crazy piecing a puzzle. No matter how hard she tried it wouldn't look like the tiger on the box.

    BlackBerry Z...my weapon of choice.
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    10-13-13 05:15 PM
  11. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
    If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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    10-13-13 10:13 PM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    My wife is only a whiskey-maker, but I loved her still.
    10-13-13 10:14 PM
  13. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
    It was in tents.
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    10-13-13 10:16 PM
  14. middbrew's Avatar
    middbrew
    Did you hear about the teacher that got fired for having a vision problem?
    He had trouble with his pupils.
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    10-13-13 10:19 PM
  15. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    hahhahaahaha :thumbup:

    Did I just read blonde joke too?!?!


    Ok, Why can't blondes make Jelly? (or Jello if you're that way inclined)


    Cos they can't fugure out how to fit 3 pints of boiling water into those tiny little packets!
    10-14-13 02:52 PM
  16. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    How do you know when a blonde has been using your PC?

    Cos she's left Tip-ex on the screen and a piece of cheese for the mouse
    10-14-13 03:09 PM
  17. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    What the Blonde's left leg say to her other leg?

    NOTHING cos they never met!
    10-14-13 03:18 PM
  18. bambinoitaliano's Avatar
    bambinoitaliano
    What the Blonde's boyfriend say about her beauty? Nothing! Cause he never look up!
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    10-14-13 04:24 PM
  19. Undbiter65's Avatar
    Undbiter65
    Originally Posted by Fuzz360
    What the Blonde's left leg say to her other leg?

    NOTHING cos they never met!
    Hahahaha oh man! I hope no blondes read this! Lmao!

    "If you can't soar with the eagles, then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)
    10-14-13 04:41 PM
  20. IgotsThis's Avatar
    IgotsThis
    Originally Posted by middbrew
    My wife is only a whiskey-maker, but I loved her still.
    Hehe I get it! This is actually a good one

    BBM channels: c00121c99 for some knowledge and c00123fca for some real hip hop
    middbrew likes this.
    10-14-13 04:45 PM
  21. geoffsdad's Avatar
    geoffsdad
    How do you catch a living Bra?

    Set up a booby trap!

    Posted via CB10(BBM#22) on my Z10 featuring BBM Channel C0002FE04
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    10-15-13 02:56 PM
  22. Undbiter65's Avatar
    Undbiter65
    A man and a woman are making love. Out of nowhere she moans out "oh Chuck Norris! " The man stops and looks at her strangely. He then says "it's okay honey, I was thinking of him too!Lmao.

    "If you can't soar with the eagles, then don't fly with the flock!" (BBM#18)
    10-15-13 03:43 PM
  23. Daytona123's Avatar
    Daytona123
    Where does a General keep his armies?

    Up his sleevies!!!
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    10-15-13 10:09 PM
  24. Fuzz360's Avatar
    Fuzz360
    Heeeeee heehee!
    Them lot tickled me

    How do Mexican Carpet Fitters start every job?

    With UNDERLAY-UNDERLAY!
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    10-16-13 04:11 PM
  25. john_v's Avatar
    john_v
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    If your wife is yelling at you from the front door, and your dog is barking at you from the back door, who do you let in the house first?

    The dog; he'll stop barking once you let him in.


    Why did the blonde stand in the corner when she was cold?

    She heard the corner was 90 degrees.


    Why are women's feet shorter than men's?
    So they can stand closer to the stove.

    If your wife's watch breaks, do you get her a new one?
    Nah, there's a clock on the stove, she'll figure it out.

    Ok I'm finished...let the flaming begin! (For the record my wife and I have a great relationship)

    Sent from my iPhone 5
    Last edited by john_v; 10-17-13 at 11:33 AM.
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    10-16-13 10:09 PM
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