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**alnamvet68** · 05-20-2012, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by sputneek

Oh good finally an easy one! I would go straight home, find the dullest cutting implement in the house and slit my wrists the hard way

LMAO...that's what I love about pacifists; they don't mince words in the face of a crisis, they just cut to the chase.

**Ben1232** · 05-20-2012, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by alnamvet68

LMAO...that's what I love about pacifists; they don't mince words in the face of a crisis, they just cut to the chase.

Pun intended ? Haha

**sputneek** · 05-20-2012, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Ben1232

Pun intended ? Haha

Well of course!

**alnamvet68** · 05-21-2012, 06:15 AM

Here's one I've noticed on occassion, why do bald men wear a hairnet at McDonald's?

**kbz1960** · 05-21-2012, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by alnamvet68

Here's one I've noticed on occassion, why do bald men wear a hairnet at McDonald's?

To cover their ears and nose where it all grows now?

**alnamvet68** · 05-21-2012, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by kbz1960

To cover their ears and nose where it all grows now?

OK, that was too easy; here's one, why do horses sleep standing up?

**trucky** · 05-21-2012, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by alnamvet68

OK, that was too easy; here's one, why do horses sleep standing up?

So they can run away from predators.

**kbz1960** · 05-21-2012, 08:28 AM

Because their mother taught them to.

**alnamvet68** · 05-21-2012, 08:30 AM

You guyz are good, but don't expect an invite from Mensa anytime soon

; OK, how about this one...you decide to head east to circle the globe; at which point are you actually heading west?

**trucky** · 05-21-2012, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by alnamvet68

You guyz are good, but don't expect an invite from Mensa anytime soon

; OK, how about this one...you decide to head east to circle the globe; at which point are you actually heading west?

When you walk to the head in the aft of the plane.

**alnamvet68** · 05-21-2012, 08:34 AM

Why do I hear Chuck Barris banging a gong?

**trucky** · 05-21-2012, 08:34 AM

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

**kbz1960** · 05-21-2012, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by alnamvet68

Why do I hear Chuck Barris banging a gong?

The unknown comic was up.

**madman0141** · 05-21-2012, 08:58 AM

Alnamvet68 my question is at what age is it that when I punch a girl it means I like her changes to assault?

**alnamvet68** · 05-21-2012, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by madman0141

Alnamvet68 my question is at what age is it that when I punch a girl it means I like her changes to assault?

I'll provide that answer when you're released from Alcatraz.

**trucky** · 05-22-2012, 05:52 AM

So... What's the real story behind Mr. Rogers and his sweaters?

**sputneek** · 05-22-2012, 08:44 AM

Where is Tall Man? - Video

He, he, got too much time on my hands

Oh, to stay within this threads parameters: Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

**alnamvet68** · 05-22-2012, 02:28 PM

Who is Jef, and why does anybody really give a ratz patootie?

**kbz1960** · 05-22-2012, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by alnamvet68

Who is Jef, and why does anybody really give a ratz patootie?

They care because it's his fault. Can't be the mod/retired mod Jeff can it?

**alnamvet68** · 05-22-2012, 07:02 PM

Who is Stanley, and why are they playing with his cup?

**trucky** · 05-23-2012, 06:59 AM

Originally Posted by alnamvet68

Who is Stanley, and why are they playing with his cup?

ewwwww... Who's got the hand sanitizer????

**alnamvet68** · 05-23-2012, 02:57 PM

If all evil were to suddenly and permanently disappear, would good cease to have meaning?

**alnamvet68** · 05-23-2012, 03:01 PM

What is the origin of the phrase, "third world country"? It begs the question, what is a second world country and why don't we hear that expression?

**sputneek** · 05-23-2012, 10:14 PM

I found this:
The economically underdeveloped countries of Asia, Africa, Oceania, and Latin America, considered as an entity with common characteristics, such as poverty, high birthrates, and economic dependence on the advanced countries. The French demographer Alfred Sauvy coined the expression ("tiers monde" in French) in 1952 by analogy with the "third estate," the commoners of France before and during the French Revolution-as opposed to priests and nobles, comprising the first and second estates respectively. Like the third estate, wrote Sauvy, the third world is nothing, and it "wants to be something." The term therefore implies that the third world is exploited, much as the third estate was exploited, and that, like the third estate its destiny is a revolutionary one. It conveys as well a second idea, also discussed by Sauvy, that of non-alignment, for the third world belongs neither to the industrialized capitalist world nor to the industrialized Communist bloc. The expression third world was used at the 1955 conference of Afro-Asian countries held in Bandung, Indonesia. In 1956 a group of social scientists associated with Sauvy's National Institute of Demographic Studies, in Paris, published a book called Le Tiers-Monde. Three years later, the French economist Francois Perroux launched a new journal, on problems of underdevelopment, with the same title. By the end of the 1950's the term was frequently employed in the French media to refer to the underdeveloped countries of Asia, Africa, Oceania, and Latin America.

Too tired to pose a question tonight get back to you in the morning