1. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Get sick.
    I lost 5 pounds in 2 days.

    I'm kidding. It sucks.

    And I got a shot on my... cusion area above my legs? D:
    Last edited by Deathcommand; 08-03-10 at 09:31 AM.
    08-03-10 09:25 AM
  2. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    What, no pics?
    08-03-10 09:53 AM
  3. john_v's Avatar
    Yeah, what is it that people always say? "Pics or it didn't happen"

    Just kidding, hope you are feeling better. Nothing worse than being violently ill. Except maybe having a broken femur or giving birth...

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    08-03-10 10:41 AM
  4. Pi Guy 3.14's Avatar
    PUT THE FORK DOWN!



    yeah.
    08-03-10 11:20 AM
  5. highjakker's Avatar
    did you notice that when the Dr. gave you the shot in your, um, cushion above your legs, that he had both hands on your shoulders??
    08-03-10 01:16 PM
  6. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Every morning I welcome Diarrhea into my soul to help shed weight.

    Why'd HighJakker get banned?
    Last edited by xxxxpradaxxxx; 08-03-10 at 03:12 PM.
    08-03-10 02:08 PM
  7. 12MaNy's Avatar
    I know a way to lose 120 lbs of useless fat....

    ...it's called getting a divorce.
    08-03-10 03:42 PM
  8. Deathcommand's Avatar
    What, no pics?
    I dont think you want to see pics anyways so...

    Yeah, what is it that people always say? "Pics or it didn't happen"

    Just kidding, hope you are feeling better. Nothing worse than being violently ill. Except maybe having a broken femur or giving birth...

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    or a broken hip AND giving birth :P

    PUT THE FORK DOWN!



    yeah.
    I REFUSE.

    did you notice that when the Dr. gave you the shot in your, um, cushion above your legs, that he had both hands on your shoulders??
    I hope not,
    She looked like a girl..


    Every morning I welcome Diarrhea into my soul to help shed weight.

    Why'd HighJakker get banned?
    Why'd he get banned this time?


    I know a way to lose 120 lbs of useless fat....

    ...it's called getting a divorce.
    If your wife was 120lbs of pure fat then... i dont know what to say.. lol
    08-03-10 06:53 PM
  9. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    If your wife was 120lbs of pure fat then... i dont know what to say.. lol
    That is some seriously funny crap!
    08-04-10 04:38 AM
  10. 12MaNy's Avatar
    If your wife was 120lbs of pure fat then... i dont know what to say.. lol
    Yeah, it was all in her head...and you don't need to say anything, so don't worry about it.


    That is some seriously funny crap!
    You always were easy to entertain Edward. BTW...I spiked your geritol with bacon fat this morning, so good luck explaining that to the rabbi.
    Last edited by 12MaNy; 08-05-10 at 12:28 AM.
    08-05-10 12:20 AM
  11. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    I know a way to lose 120 lbs of useless fat....

    ...it's called getting a divorce.
    Hahahhha priceless! But I shouldn't laugh too hard as I recently got married......ow....

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    08-05-10 08:33 AM
  12. middbrew's Avatar
    I know a way to lose 120 lbs of useless fat....

    ...it's called getting a divorce.
    Having been married three time I'll say once that 120 lbs has been lost you acually lose twice that much with all the crap that goes with it!

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    08-05-10 10:58 AM
  13. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Hahahhha priceless! But I shouldn't laugh too hard as I recently got married......ow...
    Amen brotha.


    Having been married three time I'll say once that 120 lbs has been lost you acually lose twice that much with all the crap that goes with it!
    Again...amen. Lol
    08-05-10 11:21 PM
  14. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Hahahhha priceless! But I shouldn't laugh too hard as I recently got married......ow....

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    So when your wife reads this you will lose 120lbs?

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    08-06-10 10:38 AM
  15. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Oh yeah! Who's gonna keep me well fed!

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    08-06-10 10:53 AM
  16. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Sally Struthers will!
    08-06-10 10:53 AM
  17. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Sally who? Hehehehe. I think I might enter a relationship with Marie, last name Callender hahahah......

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    08-06-10 11:03 AM
  18. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Marie Callenders tasty hair pie! Errr pot pie!

    Yum.
    08-06-10 11:06 AM
  19. Radius's Avatar
    Losing weight is easy. Just vomit. A lot.
    08-06-10 11:09 AM
  20. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Marie Callenders tasty hair pie! Errr pot pie!

    Yum.
    Hahahahaha. Not much of a muff diver myself but that was pretty funny hahahahahah

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    08-06-10 11:36 AM
  21. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    Losing weight is easy. Just vomit. A lot.
    Hm.... Sound like recipe for losing your teeth too! Hahahahhha

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    08-06-10 11:37 AM
  22. Radius's Avatar
    Hm.... Sound like recipe for losing your teeth too! Hahahahhha

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    Only if you manage to splash me.
    08-06-10 11:44 AM
  23. WhoolioPreludee's Avatar
    "splish, splash. I was taking a bath...."

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    08-06-10 12:25 PM
  24. Chrisy's Avatar
    Closed due to inappropriate comments.
    08-06-10 05:51 PM
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