There's a handicapped guy that comes to our office twice a week to shine shoes. He tells the worst riddle and jokes. I'll ask him for some to share with you guys.
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it. If you are not allowed to move in any way (other than your eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
not to bash anybody but I'm going to bash my own race (Hispanic) here is on clean joke for you:
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team......
All who can run, swim and jump are already in the USA
another
What is Cuba's National song..............
Row Row Row you boat!!