1. HotCelica's Avatar
    So let me just start off that this thread is out of complete boredom and not meant to offend or anything else. I have a fiance and when she is home my berry is either shut off or put on vibrate and she gets my full attention, I am just poking fun as it has been brought to my attention that my co-workers think that my blackberry is more important than her. Just thought it would be humorous. This list could probably go the other way around for men for the most part as well.

    10. A new OS comes out all the time fixing problems and adding features, for free

    9. When you see a new and improved model, the old one doesn't get upset at you for sneaking a peek or trying her out.

    8. You always know what to expect out of your berry

    7. A berry doesn't expect gifts all the time, but it loves them just the same

    6. If you get frustrated with its performance, or lack there of, you can do a battery pull and it's all good

    5. There's never a "time of the month", its in the same mood 24/7

    4. A berry vibrates, makes noise, and flashes a light to get your attention but will give up after 15 minutes and shut its light off

    3. You are always happy to see your blackberry

    2. A blackberry NEVER says NO

    And the #1 reason your berry is better than a woman:

    SILENT MODE!
    06-20-09 09:32 PM
  2. bboy2143's Avatar
    ROFL! I love reason #5! Loll funny stuff
    06-20-09 09:37 PM
  3. maxiang's Avatar
    LMFAO!!! This is great!

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    06-20-09 09:41 PM
  4. ridesno159's Avatar
    Just showed this to the girlfriend, and now I am stuck playing with my Blackberry for the rest of the night

    Oh well!
    06-20-09 09:44 PM
  5. bboy2143's Avatar
    Just showed this to the girlfriend, and now I am stuck playing with my Blackberry for the rest of the night

    Oh well!
    LOL! I get that at least twice a week. :P
    06-20-09 09:44 PM
  6. HotCelica's Avatar
    Im just waiting on all the female CB readers to be all upset with me lol
    06-20-09 09:48 PM
  7. m11stephen's Avatar
    I love it! I thought this was going to be a "10 Reasons a Blackberry is better than (insert name of smart phone here)" post, but I was pleasantly surprised!
    06-20-09 09:48 PM
  8. HotCelica's Avatar
    I love it! I thought this was going to be a "10 Reasons a Blackberry is better than (insert name of smart phone here)" post, but I was pleasantly surprised!
    That was partly my inspiration as I see all these BB vs (whatever) blogs lol
    06-20-09 09:56 PM
  9. syb0rg's Avatar
    Those are funny - and you forgot you can't get your Blackberry Pregnant. And you can put the blackberry in "bedside" mode whenever you want.

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    06-20-09 10:03 PM
  10. johntkong's Avatar
    I love it! *sigh* pulling the battery, you got to love that!

    Great job man! Very funny.

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    06-20-09 10:05 PM
  11. Bmelt1's Avatar
    Silent mode would be really nice to have sometimes.
    06-20-09 10:49 PM
  12. Pilot Prop's Avatar
    This is a good post, LOL

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    06-20-09 11:15 PM
  13. raji.t's Avatar
    LOOL!!
    Oh, my life is complete after reading this.
    Reasons number 4 and 5 .. LOL gotta love it
    06-20-09 11:23 PM
  14. jay0911's Avatar
    This was real hilarious..I just read them to my girl. I love the battery pull.

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    06-20-09 11:29 PM
  15. thumper80's Avatar
    LMAO !!! I just read them to the wife , she thinks the number one reason that a blackberry is better than a B|F or husband would be vibrate lol

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    06-20-09 11:51 PM
  16. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    LMAO. Female CB reader here, and I find this hilarious. It can be reversed for men, as well, with the exception of #5

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    06-21-09 12:05 AM
  17. ucsdgirl04's Avatar
    Female cb member here too and I LOVED it. Lol! Great stuff!!

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    06-21-09 03:15 AM
  18. Lorenzouk's Avatar
    My wife calls herself a blackberry widow

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    06-21-09 03:26 AM
  19. Sara_cakes's Avatar
    HAHA LOVE #1!
    I have to disagree but it's all truth :P
    06-21-09 04:08 AM
  20. AussieTwilightFan's Avatar
    Female CBer here..I found that really funny
    06-21-09 06:06 AM
  21. Username0223's Avatar
    LMAO! Female user here as well Nice guys! It is funny!

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    06-21-09 07:23 AM
  22. ilovemileyyy's Avatar
    LMAO !!! I just read them to the wife , she thinks the number one reason that a blackberry is better than a B|F or husband would be vibrate lol

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    Ahahaha, why don't you just go take care of that for her?
    06-21-09 08:26 AM
  23. gdasilva16's Avatar
    that's hilarious! #5 and #1 are my faves...
    06-21-09 01:25 PM
  24. Username00089's Avatar

    And the #1 reason your berry is better than a woman:

    SILENT MODE!
    Ain't that the truth!
    06-21-09 02:10 PM
  25. IIIM3's Avatar
    WOW!!! This is great! Good work! Really made me laugh!
    06-21-09 02:22 PM
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