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Remember the presidential campaign where Paris Hilton had that commercial dissing McCain and the final line was, "Energy Crisis Solved."
I always wanted to make a version of that commercial talking about her vacuous ideas and in the end, her head, John McCain's head, Hillary's head and Obama's head would all open up, their brains would fly out and go into a blender... then Jeff Foxworthy would come along with a 5th grader under his arm and open the kids head and dump his brain into the blender.. then the top of the blender would open and all the presidential candidates would get their "new brains" back and paris would go all googly eyed.. put on her glasses and slap all the candidates across the face and say, "Jesus, we need less Government you fools." then she would wink and say, "Intelligence Crisis Solved!"
And they say ADD is useless...
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