Genie Game

[BuddyL]

Granted, but then it drives so well it gets stolen

I wish that I could be on cb all the time. (which it seems is what I'm already doing)

[vndlewis]

Granted, but you are like me and unemployed like me.

I wish it was Friday.

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[cerealberry]

Granted... Today is friday which means that you are in some far east country on the other side of the international date line.. Such as laos... Good luck getting wi-fi there!

I wish I could visit vindeelou in laos!

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[JavaRia]

Granted - but now Dept of Homeland Security just issued a security breech for LAOS and your BOTH stuck there til 2025


I wish I was had a pina colada snowball

[BuddyL]

Granted, but you're drinking the wrong yellow snow

I wish that I could feel like I do now fro 2009

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but the genie took a piña colada and froze it prior to throwing it at you. The resulting ball of ice knocks you out.

I wish I had a surfboard, chopsticks, and some pepper steak with steamed rice.

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[JavaRia]

Granted but the surfboard is warp.. chopsticks were up a monkeys **** and the pepper steak and rice were brought to you by pigmees who had you for dessert

I wish it was New yrs eve

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but you get drunk, pass out and your friends draw obscene things on you with permanent markers, and beyond.

I wish I knew where all the socks disappear to when they go into the dryer.

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[JavaRia]

Granted -- you find a hole in the tube and base housing for the neighborhood rats


I wish I had some rum in my desk

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but its 151 proof and you have nothing to mix it with.

I wish the roads were slippery again.

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[JavaRia]

Granted -- but you have bald tires and you hit a dump truck that's carrying poo

I wish it was summer

[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the crash with the poo truck happened right outside your house and it reeks all summer.

I wish I could avoid hitting a dumptruck full of poo.

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[JavaRia]

hahahahahah ( I laughed so hard I snorted)
Granted but you end up hitting a truck full of chicken guts

I wish I could stop smoking

[BlkBear]

Granted, you stop smoking and are now fully engulfed in flames and the only thing nearby to put out the fire is all those wet chicken guts from the auto accident. Drop and roll! Drop and Roll!!!

I wish I could stay home tonight.

[BuddyL]

Granted, but you're killed in a home invasion robbery

I wish I that my bb worked like my pc for cb, ok?