[awindsr]

The truth is out there.

Disclaimer : The shocking and revealing information in this post is not for the faint of heart. I cannot be held responsible for your heart to skip a beat, or damaged teeth when your jaw hits the floor. You have been warned.

I have noticed in recent times that Crackberry Kevin has not been as visable on this site like in the past.
Also, it seems that Thor has been in hiding during the same time frame.
Coincidence? I think not.
Even more curious is that Prem Watsa has also gone "underground ".
I have committed myself to painstakingly investigate these seemingly unrelated circumstances at great cost both physically and mentally. The toll this crusade has taken on me and my life cannot be understated. This has been a trying ordeal and the hardest 5 minutes of my life.
It has come to light that Thor and Kevin have been meeting secretly.
Why you ask? Because Kevin and Prem Watsa are the same person!
When was the last time you saw Both men together? Never!
If you move the letters for "Prem Watsa" and "Kevin" around, you get ...... avert your eyes if you are squeamish....

NEW-PRIVATE-MASK.

Yes.... it's true.
Kevin the chameleon wears the MASK of Watsa and is taking the NEW, reinvented BlackBerry, PRIVATE.
How can this be you ask? Isn't Eddie Murphy the only master of disguise. The direct answer is, no.
Take off his glasses, put on a flowing robe and add some Pakistani work boots and a wooden staff and it becomes clear. The Savior has returned!
Although it is kinda odd he isn't out healing lepers and such. Who am I to judge if the guy likes cell phones. But I digress.
BlackBerry shall rise from the ashes like the Phoenix , finally, revealing to all, what the heck he is hiding in that damn box people keep talking about.

True story.

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[Anonymous1341001]

Lmao! Nice

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[Snap51]

Funny. Thanks for providing some humour on these forums.

[SirJes]

I believe it...



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[amazinglygraceless]

Very creative...and twisted. I like it

[Anonymous2039]

What's in the box?

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[Andy_bb_king]

What box?

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[SirJes]

The black box?

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[si001]

What's in the box?

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Schrodinger's cat

[SirJes]

Schrodinger's cat

But isn't the cat in the hat?

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[Alexandre1986fr]

But isn't the cat in the hat?

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Thing 01 and Thing 02

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[Anonymous2039]

What box?

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The box that Kevin Michaluk (founder of CB) had in the background of a recent podcast. Everybody was asking what was in it, but Kevin only just teased them. Nobody knows yet, but it looked like an electronic device when he almost dropped it.

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[Anonymous2039]

Thing 01 and Thing 02

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No, you're getting etheryving misked up. Thing 01 and Thing 02 were in the box, the Cat was in the Hat, and Schrodinger was keeping a cat in limbo in another box while he decided whether it lived or died.

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[SirJes]

No, you're getting etheryving misked up. Thing 01 and Thing 02 were in the box, the Cat was in the Hat, and Schrodinger was keeping a cat in limbo in another box while he decided whether it lived or died.

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protect the cats!

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[terminatorx]

I have noticed in recent times that Crackberry Kevin has not been as visable on this site like in the past.
Also, it seems that Thor has been in hiding during the same time frame.

Are you saying that CrackBerry Kevin and Thorsten Heins might be the same person? This is indeed getting interesting.

[rnhld]

[shayanjvd]

Who's in the face of Thorstein Heins? Any guy from Samsung or Microsoft

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[Rolf Hed]

The truth is out there.

Disclaimer : The shocking and revealing information in this post is not for the faint of heart. I cannot be held responsible for your heart to skip a beat, or damaged teeth when your jaw hits the floor. You have been warned.

I have noticed in recent times that Crackberry Kevin has not been as visable on this site like in the past.
Also, it seems that Thor has been in hiding during the same time frame.
Coincidence? I think not.
Even more curious is that Prem Watsa has also gone "underground ".
I have committed myself to painstakingly investigate these seemingly unrelated circumstances at great cost both physically and mentally. The toll this crusade has taken on me and my life cannot be understated. This has been a trying ordeal and the hardest 5 minutes of my life.
It has come to light that Thor and Kevin have been meeting secretly.
Why you ask? Because Kevin and Prem Watsa are the same person!
When was the last time you saw Both men together? Never!
If you move the letters for "Prem Watsa" and "Kevin" around, you get ...... avert your eyes if you are squeamish....

NEW-PRIVATE-MASK.

Yes.... it's true.
Kevin the chameleon wears the MASK of Watsa and is taking the NEW, reinvented BlackBerry, PRIVATE.
How can this be you ask? Isn't Eddie Murphy the only master of disguise. The direct answer is, no.
Take off his glasses, put on a flowing robe and add some Pakistani work boots and a wooden staff and it becomes clear. The Savior has returned!
Although it is kinda odd he isn't out healing lepers and such. Who am I to judge if the guy likes cell phones. But I digress.
BlackBerry shall rise from the ashes like the Phoenix , finally, revealing to all, what the heck he is hiding in that damn box people keep talking about.

True story.

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Fight the Future or Resist or Serve? Maybe Kevin could work in one of those as a chapter title or something in the Blackberry book he's writing--the truth, after all, is out there...

"Pakistani work boots" was a good one here... lol

[nyplaya610]

This is Damn epic

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[sportline]

If kevin is watsa then who's thor? Mickey Mouse?

Jakarta, Indonesia

[GadgetTravel]

Beautiful! Thanks.

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[m1kr0]

Love it! Hilarious!!

[R Field]

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