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    Quote Originally Posted by bmantz65 View Post
    "Hello everyone. I come before you to tell that today is the first day of the rest of your life... Introducing the Blackberry 10 mobile computing platform!"
    A touch presumptuous. The first suggested opening statement by the OP might work better and be less arrogant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixStringMadness View Post
    "My name is Thor, and the Z10 is my Hammer!"
    Unless he has an Austrian accent it is a no-go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrysaurora View Post
    Thor: "Let us all observe 2 minutes of silence in memory of the dead"
    (points to Apple's and Android's grave)
    Thor: "And now.."
    Arrogance and hubris ultimately brought down the Empire of RIM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaralle View Post
    Darth Vader enters stage left
    Imperial March - Darth Vader's theme song from Empire Strikes Back, playing.
    Phone rings
    Music stops
    DV - pulls out Z10, looks at the screen, answers with swipe on phone.
    DV - "Hello? Yes, I am your Father."
    DV - Pulls off helmet to reveal TH
    Image on large screen in background display the "Rimpire Strikes Back" graphic.
    The crowd goes WILD!!!!!!!
    Stop with the childish nonsense. Grow up! Oh sorry you are only 12 years old.
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    Please pay whatever royalties are needed to have this be the entrance song:

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    He should wear a black turtleneck tucked into jeans, with white New Balance sneakers. And then shamelessly chirp Apple by saying stuff like "And one more thing..." before announcing a new feature that is unique to BB10
    Remember to RTFM.
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    All he needs to do is walk out explain how excited he was, state it took long, but without further adieu I present the BlackBerry team who will show you what we've been working on. Thank you *walks off stage*

    Something to this effect, I am no ghostwriter, but the necesseties are covered. He NEEDS to be doing this, he IS the face of RIM and the turnaround. You want to know why CEOs get paid so much? This is why. They are the face of the company in good or bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerii View Post
    I'm fine as long as he doesn't do this: or pull an Elop.
    Oh... My.... God....

    I think Thor's first words on Jan 30th should be...
    Thorsten's first words on Jan 30 ....-34019451.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by jenks5150 View Post
    He should wear a black turtleneck tucked into jeans, with white New Balance sneakers. And then shamelessly chirp Apple by saying stuff like "And one more thing..." before announcing a new feature that is unique to BB10
    Steve Jobs is that you on the BlackBerry stage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTiLeo View Post
    "today is the day we are proud to show you the teams fierce efforts in bringing you innovation. It has been a long haul but today we show the world what we are truly made of"
    ______

    I like this.
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    he needs to rise out of the ground on one of those elevator platforms with AC DC behind him performing Back in Black.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_k View Post
    He needs to go out there with Thor's hammer, and smash a GS3 and an iPhone 5 that would be onstage. Then, have a Z10 and X10 rise from the stage, taking the other devices places, while a lightning effect is going on behind him. Then, have the screen behind him say "BlackBerry 10, Smashing the completion!" and then display the release dates.
    Lol'd at this

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    Default Thorsten's first words on Jan 30 ....

    "I just had sex!" Should be his first words

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    "and now, we dance!"
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    A video of Thor going back in time to when he was a kid.
    He is dressed like George Washington carrying an axe and cuts down an apple tree.
    As the tree crashes to the ground the camera zooms into his face as he is sporting a devilish grin.
    Screen fades to black and then a huge flash of light and AC DC appears on the stage
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    Quote Originally Posted by kill_9 View Post
    Unless he has an Austrian accent it is a no-go.
    Norwegian accent.

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    "Where were you when BlackBerry 10 launched" The inquisitive will ask in the future...

    Visually, I'd like to see Beyonce and Rihanna pull Thorsten across the stage in a roman chariot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfh227 View Post
    I hope he is working with the advertising group. Because if he nails the opening on Jan 30, it will be all over the internet.

    I think something like this:
    "Today is the most exciting day of my life". Thing is, it has to be genuine. And i think given the circumstances, it would be genuine.

    With media everywhere, this is a huge first impression and if he nails it, it is a huge free advertisement.
    Thoughts?
    I believe "Thank You" will be in the 20 first words, maybe 10 ... or even the 2 very first ?
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    " I am Thor"..
    " You're thor? I wont be able to pith right for a week"
    oil.....is it really worth it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greatwiseone View Post
    "People of Midgard, behold my Mjolnir, the BlackBerry Z10!"
    how many people will understand this? lol
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    Imagine him coming on stage in a horned helmet alongside two valkyries...
    Or the hulk and ironman if you dont like the classical version...
    oil.....is it really worth it?
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    I hope its not "be bold". That would trash the stock.

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    He needs to do this...
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    "BlackBerry 10 will get you laid"
    *******
    Dear BlackBerry,
    UPGRADE existing users to BB 10. Don't want to price devices too low? Start a 'trade-up' program. Let existing BB users exchange their old (even non-working) devices for new BB10. Eg: Old BlackBerry + $250 = Z10 This way, you won't have to officially lower your MSRP.

    IMPLEMENT requests in order (most requested to least): http://forums.crackberry.com/blackbe...50/index9.html
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    Thorsten's first words on Jan 30 ....

    Good morning everyone!
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