1. MrSmartyPants's Avatar
    Studies are showing that people who are unhappy with who they are and do not understand how to be joyful, get PDAs and Cellphones to give them a feeling of self worth. It is a confidence builder to be seen "using a PDA" society tells us it means you are "hip" and or "a star"

    Gazing in a PDA or Cellphone can be a way to search out your dreams of "bright lights" "expensive clothes" "lots of debt" and technology that gives you confidence.

    In the end people lose touch with reality by depending on little devices to fill their urge to mask all the things they really don't know.
    02-09-09 11:07 AM
  2. necr0tic's Avatar
    i dont know about you but my curve 8900 and the fact that i got it early is a direct reflection of my value to society. not to mention it means that my ***** is bigger than yours AND i make love to your mother and wife on a regular basis.
    02-09-09 11:13 AM
  3. Doc750's Avatar
    that's just like people buying LV bags, fancy cars, new clothes, alcohol, narcotics ... each one is an addiction to take you away from reality. If you let them, any of them can become a crutch you can't live without
    02-09-09 11:16 AM
  4. silx29's Avatar
    And your source?

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    02-09-09 11:17 AM
  5. big_time2's Avatar
    Studies are showing that people who are unhappy with who they are and do not understand how to be joyful, get PDAs and Cellphones to give them a feeling of self worth. It is a confidence builder to be seen "using a PDA" society tells us it means you are "hip" and or "a star"

    Gazing in a PDA or Cellphone can be a way to search out your dreams of "bright lights" "expensive clothes" "lots of debt" and technology that gives you confidence.

    In the end people lose touch with reality by depending on little devices to fill their urge to mask all the things they really don't know.

    Is this "your studies" or can we actually get a link to a website?
    02-09-09 11:25 AM
  6. degilmo's Avatar
    I haven't laughed this hard in a very, very long time! Hah! This is an awesome way to start off my Monday!! Surely this is a joke..

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    02-09-09 11:29 AM
  7. TeritaM's Avatar
    So this whole trolling thing is getting past everyone? Really? Ok
    02-09-09 11:34 AM
  8. paulanthonyc's Avatar
    i dont know about you but my curve 8900 and the fact that i got it early is a direct reflection of my value to society. not to mention it means that my ***** is bigger than yours AND i make love to your mother and wife on a regular basis.
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!! LOL!!!!! Thanks, my Monday was really starting to suck until I read this!

    Of course, I should have just whipped out my BB and played with it. I had forgotten how much better I am than your average non-BB owner. Now I am fully reminded, and completely happy with my Monday!
    02-09-09 11:39 AM
  9. Xopher's Avatar
    ...and I thought I got it just to help keep my business day more organized...
    02-09-09 11:42 AM
  10. roeod4's Avatar
    Studies are showing that people who are unhappy with who they are and do not understand how to be joyful, get PDAs and Cellphones to give them a feeling of self worth. It is a confidence builder to be seen "using a PDA" society tells us it means you are "hip" and or "a star"

    Gazing in a PDA or Cellphone can be a way to search out your dreams of "bright lights" "expensive clothes" "lots of debt" and technology that gives you confidence.

    In the end people lose touch with reality by depending on little devices to fill their urge to mask all the things they really don't know.
    Wow! You describe me so well.....it is almost like you know me.
    02-09-09 11:46 AM
  11. Kirtdawg's Avatar
    Studies are showing that people who are unhappy with who they are and do not understand how to be joyful, get PDAs and Cellphones to give them a feeling of self worth. It is a confidence builder to be seen "using a PDA" society tells us it means you are "hip" and or "a star"

    Gazing in a PDA or Cellphone can be a way to search out your dreams of "bright lights" "expensive clothes" "lots of debt" and technology that gives you confidence.

    In the end people lose touch with reality by depending on little devices to fill their urge to mask all the things they really don't know.
    Mines more like searching out my dreams of "youporn" "facebook" "crackberry" "fantasy teams" ahaha, and in the end, its a way for me to keep in touch with friends and help me learn and pleasure me in many ways. ...
    02-09-09 12:19 PM
  12. Username00089's Avatar
    Please cite your sources when you post things like this. Without sources, statistical data to link us to, this thread is worthless.
    02-09-09 12:19 PM
  13. majikmonkie's Avatar
    This thread (and member) makes me unhappy and confused.
    02-09-09 12:31 PM
  14. username0022's Avatar
    Chances are the people who conducted this "study" have either a PDA or cellphone, which makes this completely hilarious. Should just change the title of the "study" to, "People in general are unhappy and confused."

    Hmmm... ???
    02-09-09 12:36 PM
  15. SevereDeceit's Avatar
    So this whole trolling thing is getting past everyone? Really? Ok
    Heh, good eye...
    02-09-09 12:39 PM
  16. Spinny's Avatar
    He's baaaaaaaaack...
    02-09-09 12:40 PM
  17. Reparkable's Avatar
    This thread is useless because you could apply this "study" to any materialistic object. In before lock....

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    02-09-09 03:32 PM
  18. thegoodDr.'s Avatar
    I was Hip and A star Before I got the BB Now im just 10 times cooler
    02-09-09 03:35 PM
  19. FightClub's Avatar
    Who dreams about "lots of debt". Lol...
    02-09-09 03:36 PM
  20. Reparkable's Avatar
    Dreams of "bright lights"? Like a deer on a highway late at night?

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    02-09-09 03:42 PM
  21. gadgetier's Avatar
    Oh no you've destryed me !
    You mean to tell me that a strange bald man isn't going to ask me to take the blue or red pill ?
    I've been waiting so long, there was I beliveing the MATRIX was a artificial enviroment designed
    To fool us all and we all actually lived in goldfish bowls full of golden syrup with jump start cables
    Attached to our testicles.

    And I thought all of the people on this forum were artificial aswell ?

    That's me buggered then !

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    02-09-09 03:55 PM
  22. roeod4's Avatar
    Tonight our top stories.....Scientists at the University of Cornell have proven that trolls on internet forums will post useless information and people will reply back with anger or sarcasm. Further research has also shown that these trolls are usually very lonely middle aged men who still live with their mothers and have a staggering 99.9% chance of never kissing a member of the opposite sex. Also The world championship sheep dog herding trials were held in northern England today.............all the dogs were found not guilty. In unrelated news, the world ends at 10 .....details at 11.
    02-09-09 04:14 PM
  23. FightClub's Avatar
    Tonight our top stories.....Scientists at the University of Cornell have proven that trolls on internet forums will post useless information and people will reply back with anger or sarcasm. Further research has also shown that these trolls are usually very lonely middle aged men who still live with their mothers and have a staggering 99.9% chance of never kissing a member of the opposite sex. Also The world championship sheep dog herding trials were held in northern England today.............all the dogs were found not guilty. In unrelated news, the world ends at 10 .....details at 11.
    Lmao... that will fry his mind once he reads that.
    02-09-09 05:01 PM
  24. toomuchgame441's Avatar
    This is pretty hilarious. I'm very surprised at the end of that post I didn't se a "lol, just playin guys!"

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    02-09-09 06:05 PM
  25. johnmorganjr1's Avatar
    You mean this little red thing that simplifies my life is just a longing for me to be happy?? I think I'll go cry now.

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    02-09-09 06:13 PM
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