[Satire] The Q90 - The longer the length the better - BlackBerry Forums at CrackBerry.com

01-23-14 06:21 PM

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Fistmaster

Why not going big? Why not saying hello to recent all new hype going longer?

Here is the Q90. No need for an iPhone or typo, right?

And the best part: When you need to self-defense, just grab out your Q90 and there you go!

PS: Does BB sell some good ol' Holster with that?

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01-18-14 07:13 AM

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LOL

CB10'n it via da Z

01-18-14 07:14 AM

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hashtagwinning

Is that a BlackBerry Q90 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

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01-18-14 07:17 AM

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anon(2729369)

Exactly my thought on the typo+iphone. The iPhone is ugly enough as it is, all stretched up. BlackBerry doesn't need anything that fugly.

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01-18-14 07:19 AM

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sonicpix

You can also use it to stir soup, or swat flies.

BB Proud

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01-18-14 07:36 AM

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Coffee Shampoo

Hahahaha!

Star Wars fan? Come join us C00121E8E

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01-18-14 07:38 AM

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Andy_bb_king

It can also be used to play Ping Pong. Lol.

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01-18-14 07:39 AM

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BenH9360

Could be used to replace police batons

BBM, Buy and Sell Channel!

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01-18-14 07:40 AM

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eldricho

That's what she said!

Heard you could carry it around in your holster like a sword in a sword sheath

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01-18-14 07:41 AM

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Fistmaster

Trololololo!!! I crack up here.

It's so funny, people are fine with such a Blackberry obviously.

Imagine all the possibilities here! Make a photo in panorama mode!!! BOOM! You are the star when you stick out the Q90 and make a photo!!

01-18-14 07:41 AM

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Fistmaster

LOL!! Reminds me of this!

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01-18-14 07:43 AM

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hxcellent

I wouldn't mind a much longer Q10.

BB should seriously consider it

01-18-14 07:46 AM

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Nine54

Originally Posted by Fistmaster

Trololololo!!! I crack up here.

It's so funny, people are fine with such a Blackberry obviously.

Imagine all the possibilities here! Make a photo in panorama mode!!! BOOM! You are the star when you stick out the Q90 and make a photo!!

LOL, classic...

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01-18-14 07:52 AM

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Lol made my day

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01-18-14 08:02 AM

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greenberry666

It's a sensible idea on BlackBerry's part. In landscape the Q90 could be used as a screen linked with a laser keyboard: The mobile computing principle given form. I like where BlackBerry are going with this. The Q90 has much needed USPs.

Is this in active development or still in blueprint stage? What's the source?

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01-18-14 08:07 AM

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Uzi

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Originally Posted by greenberry666

It's a sensible idea on BlackBerry's part. In landscape the Q90 could be used as a screen linked with a laser keyboard: The mobile computing principle given form. I like where BlackBerry are going with this. The Q90 has much needed USPs.

Is this in active development or still in blueprint stage? What's the source?

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this is fan made

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01-18-14 08:12 AM

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greenberry666

Originally Posted by usman_hidayat19

this is fan made

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Don't think we have enough info to assert that. Pretty sure OP is referencing a leak here. Makes sense: no leaks for a while, Chen quoted as saying keyboard device is in development......

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01-18-14 08:19 AM

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Fistmaster

My last infos are also thats in development to react on the all new hype iPhone+typo. Mr. Chen was not amused by this recent leak here. We must see what happens next. I will buy one for sure! For self defense and the panorama mode photography!

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01-18-14 08:21 AM

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THBW

Originally Posted by hashtagwinning

Is that a BlackBerry Q90 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

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Ah yes, the old May West quote. Classic.

Why not a Z30 with a Typo attachment. It looks red hot on the iPhone, not.

01-18-14 08:32 AM

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exiledcanadian

You could also use it to play cricket!

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01-18-14 09:15 AM

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Fistmaster

You get massive respect when you sit in a meeting, receive a call and you getting out the Q90 and start phoning with that big peace of meat! Imagine all the business people in their suits looking at each other!

01-18-14 09:26 AM

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alternator77

Use ot to play cricket lol!

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01-18-14 10:18 AM

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DaSchwantz

Does it have an app to show teens how to unroll condoms over it?

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01-18-14 11:09 AM

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alternator77

You get a look or two and someone says "now thats a massive tool"

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01-18-14 11:31 AM

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Blackberry_Boss

Lmaooo that made me laugh hella loud in the store!!!!

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01-18-14 12:25 PM

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