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  1. Robii's Avatar
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    Angry Omg, my girlfriend just dropped her blackberry.....

    Should I beat her or leave her?
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    Is it still operational? I would leave her. Just kidding sometimes these things can take some abuse. Let us know what happens.
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    Yes, it still works but that's unacceptable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robii View Post
    Should I beat her or leave her?
    Beatings are reserved for dropping YOUR Blackberry.
    Laughing is for after she drops her BlackBerry and wants to use yours.
    Leaving, after beating, is for after she drops hers, gets yours and then drops it as well.
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    Given the two options, leave her.

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    Beat her, then leave her...JK
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    Screw that...do both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robii View Post
    Yes, it still works but that's unacceptable.
    While Berry abuse is not something that should be tolerated, as long as it's not your Berry it's much easier to handle. Oh and if it was a gift from you, you know who not to get nice things for.
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    dude... this is a hard one... my thoughts are...

    a) if the dropping of the BB was intentional its a straight beating before leaving

    b) unintentional dropping, just a slight beating (I suggest the donkey kong move)
    but dont leave her, she could be useful for RIM downtimes.

    c) in any event - sit her down and explain to her exactly how important the BB is to you and the relationship - from this you can take her reaction and based on your judgement beat/leave her anyway.

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    No, no no no!!!!
    Beat her senseless....make sure she realizes the blasphemy she's committed!
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    You don't want to be on the 6o'clock news for beating her up for a BB. A lot of people would have a field day over that.

    Make her buy you a new one if there's major damage down the road, I would say.
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    Beat her WITH the Blackberry.. put it in her mouth then donkey punch her.
    Your lack of planning, does not warrant an emergency.

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    All good suggestions.....this is going to be tough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robii View Post
    Should I beat her or leave her?
    Beat her, of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniffs View Post
    Beat her WITH the Blackberry.. put it in her mouth then donkey punch her.

    lmfao... yeah... go with that one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slick305 View Post
    lol damn its that serious?

    Of course not, just having fun.
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    Curbcheck her with the BB laying on the grass in front of her
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    Or the more evil yet effective texas t**ty twister!

    then take YOUR phone and take a pic of the pain on her face.

    Mail it to her as a reminder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by berryfit View Post
    Or the more evil yet effective texas t**ty twister!

    then take YOUR phone and take a pic of the pain on her face.

    Mail it to her as a reminder!

    You gotta love motivators!
    and post it here to make sure we all approve!
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    and post it here to make sure we all approve!
    SS or it didnt happen
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    I believe some woman slapping is involved!


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    Catfight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d
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    Depends. Was it:

    Drop - "Oops"

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    "Oops" - Drop

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniffs View Post
    Beat her WITH the Blackberry.. put it in her mouth then donkey punch her.
    Classic.. Definitely this one.
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    Beating would be letting her off easily. Chain her in the basement for a few days and only give her water. That will teach her to mess with your better half
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