- 10-31-2012, 09:47 AM
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My Girlfriend Berry
I'll admit, I cheated on my girl last year. I took this chick named Applé out just because I heard she was a good time. My boys said that I wouldn't regret it so I asked her out.
We did our thing – got up in the clouds and rocked out to some nice tunes, but I never was really feeling her like she wanted me too. She tried to keep it going my taking me to her store. Her store was cool. She had games and stuff. I purchased a few items from her store, but mostly I took the free samples. It didn't work out and we stopped hanging out after three days. We haven't spoken since, but I do keep in touch with her sister Paddy. Paddy and I like to catch up on our television shows together. She’s cool.
Lately, my boys told me that Applé is different now. I don’t see it. Last time I saw her in the streets, I couldn't tell the difference between the old her and the new her. Yeah, she may be rocking stilettos now and touched up her makeup, but I see right through that sexy body.
Recently, I bumped to her at a coffee shop. I asked how things been. She seemed a little down. She said that she's trying to find her way. Her directions were everywhere and need some time to get back on track. She expressed how she was losing friends. She mentioned that there was this new chick around named Galaxsiii. Galaxsiii has been showing up at the same places that she thought she was popular. She even said that Galaxsiii was nice looking and definitely has the swag and confidence that she once had.
She went on to ask me if I was dating anyone new or if I went back to dating Berry. I told her how I went back to my babe. She was shocked and tried to convince that Berry was whack and lame - no style and no fun and at least she still have a growing store. Applé’s temptation was strong so I ended the conversation and told her that I had to go.
While out one night, my friend that knew Galaxsiii brought her with them. Yes, she was very attractive. Slim, but definitely a handful when you held her. She kept giving me this look. I held off though. I vowed to stay committed through Berry's rough time in life. I chatted with Galaxsiii online a few times just as a friendly hello. You know, just in case Berry and I split.
Oh my sweetheart and love of my life - Berry. I refuse to leave her. She's been so faithful to me. Even though she doesn't have super model features, she's still sexy in her own way. Even those sparkles in her eye when she wants me to check her out. I love that about her. She has been working out too. She'll be looking even sexier by February. She'll definitely be a 10 then. She's going to want me to touch her all over. I probably will because I adore her personality and attitude to deliver when I need her.Last edited by walt63; 11-02-2012 at 07:17 AM.
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- 10-31-2012, 10:36 AM
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- 10-31-2012, 10:43 AM #4
Re: My Girlfriend Berry
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Blatant placeholder signature. - 10-31-2012, 05:47 PM #7one of these days see me drivin' round town in my rock 'n' rolls Royce with the sun roof down
my bottle of booze no summertime blues shouting loud look at me in my rock 'n ' roll voice... - 10-31-2012, 06:45 PM #8
Re: My Girlfriend Berry
Hey, I saw Berry at the gym, she,s telling everybody that she,s late.
Just sayin. - 10-31-2012, 06:55 PM #9
Re: My Girlfriend Berry
Sheesh, and I thought I was dying of boredom.......
Now I find myself reading a Blackberry Harlequin romance.
Guess I gotta open up my wrists again.....What's in a world? - 10-31-2012, 11:06 PM #10
Re: My Girlfriend Berry
Hilarious. Good one mate~
BB10 Finally January 30th 2013 - 10-31-2012, 11:10 PM #11
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Berry good one, mate...
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Visit http://bbappdeveloper.blogspot.com/ - 10-31-2012, 11:12 PM #12
My Girlfriend Berry
This was good! Lol
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11-01-2012, 01:26 PM #16
My Girlfriend Berry
Whoa for a second I thought you were having affairs. Bro, don't be a male w.hore you would regret that I guess.
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- 11-01-2012, 03:11 PM #19
Re: My Girlfriend Berry
Walt63, you ought to contact Kevin and have this creative writing posted as a CrackBerry blog article. You had me ROFLMAO! If only Research In Motion's Marketing Department could be as creative.
- 11-01-2012, 03:14 PM #20
- 11-01-2012, 04:25 PM #21
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I love it. very creative...
- 11-01-2012, 06:34 PM #23one of these days see me drivin' round town in my rock 'n' rolls Royce with the sun roof down
my bottle of booze no summertime blues shouting loud look at me in my rock 'n ' roll voice...
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