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[Craigash]

Romania is skint, their all in the UK, sucking our NHS & Benefits system dry. When their not committing organised pick-pocketing in the capital.

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[wincyUt]

Interesting times around here.

[vladi]

If you can't make it in the USA, where other hopefuls flock to because of the "Murican Dream (TM)", what makes you think you'll make it in Romania?

If you do make it and end up like Bill Gates et al becoming a philanthropist, is the best needy cause you can think of really just a hapless and broke Canadian corporation and its failed mobile OS?

If you gonna be philanthropist like Bill Gates then I will be disappointed at you little grasshopper.

Hit 'em hard bro and don't look back, chase that dream until the end of time! I mean it.

[Joao Oliveira]

I know I'm going to get treated like a joke for throwing myself out there this way but I have an ironclad systematic plan in place if everything goes wrong. I am very serious and hope to get some backing on my ideas. Thank you...thank you.

I'm moving to Romania from the USA at the end of this calendar year to get famous for unspecified reasons. My wallet will grow from nothing to limitless amounts of widely accepted currencies within the next few years.

The end result will hopefully be one of these two possible scenarios.

Scenario one: The Priv will be a monumental success and they will use the revenue received from it to provide more R&D towards BlackBerry 10 OS and future devices running it. It will gain market share and the world will go on.

Scenario two: BlackBerry will decide internally to drop BlackBerry 10 OS completely in favor of Android. In that case, the Priv will hopefully be a commercial failure and bankrupt the company. I will then swoop in with my famous person money and buy the company. I will then head back to these forums to find out what users want most with BlackBerry 11 OS and future devices. I will provide that and continue to sink all of my money into it until people buy it.

It's a pretty fail proof idea if implemented right. I know it's hard to believe in a guy on a forum who is new to the brand and has a female user name. I will not let you down though.

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[pat-wallace]

sounds like fun, can I be a BlackBerry Hero too?

[valer466]

Hmm.. are you the trained knife guy who runs 3 channels on BBM about Romania and life in Romania with your romanian wife.

Good luck bro.

[RH1Pearl]

I'm glad this topic was raised as I plan to launch a Support a starving BB10 user for only $1 per day. Your donation will be used to console isolated BBM users, depressed Z30 waiting for an upgrade users and double type PKB repairs.

[GoJaysGo]

Why does every fanboy feel it's their responsibility to save BlackBerry? BlackBerry is a publicly owned corporation with more cash than you and me. They won't save you in times of need... keep buying stickers and hope it saves them.

[IndianTiwari]

Good Luck to you on your future endeavours.

 Passport SE propelled by 10.3.2.2789

[Witmen]

I strongly believe Inna has more market cap than Alexandra

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She might actually. She has been getting popular lately.

[imz]

Romania is skint, their all in the UK, sucking our NHS & Benefits system dry. When their not committing organised pick-pocketing in the capital.

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And yet somehow you've got more chance of being treated by a migrant doctor than seeing one in the waiting room.

This subject has been beaten to death as much as the app gap for bb10.

The Tories have failed on low waiting times, if anything, migrants are flying back home for treatment.

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[theone06]

Every now and again someone of balls of steel and fierce determination steps forward. A legend waiting happen, someone the people can believe in. I, for one, will follow you sir as you carve your brave path through the hinterland of Eastern Europe leaving weeping virgins and trembling warriors in your wake. Romania has been waiting hundreds of years for a God-king like you to lead it out of the steam age, kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

I salute you KarateHottie93

PassportSQW100-1/10.3.1.2576 O2 UK

Weeping warriors and trembling virgins works just as well me thinks.
Otherwise, 10/10 would read again.

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[CecilTsunami]

I admire your optimism and enthusiasm. My plans for the future pretty much look like:

Buy lottery ticket
Repeat

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[Plazmic Flame]

I know I'm going to get treated like a joke for throwing myself out there this way but I have an ironclad systematic plan in place if everything goes wrong. I am very serious and hope to get some backing on my ideas. Thank you...thank you.

I'm moving to Romania from the USA at the end of this calendar year to get famous for unspecified reasons. My wallet will grow from nothing to limitless amounts of widely accepted currencies within the next few years.

The end result will hopefully be one of these two possible scenarios.

Scenario one: The Priv will be a monumental success and they will use the revenue received from it to provide more R&D towards BlackBerry 10 OS and future devices running it. It will gain market share and the world will go on.

Scenario two: BlackBerry will decide internally to drop BlackBerry 10 OS completely in favor of Android. In that case, the Priv will hopefully be a commercial failure and bankrupt the company. I will then swoop in with my famous person money and buy the company. I will then head back to these forums to find out what users want most with BlackBerry 11 OS and future devices. I will provide that and continue to sink all of my money into it until people buy it.

It's a pretty fail proof idea if implemented right. I know it's hard to believe in a guy on a forum who is new to the brand and has a female user name. I will not let you down though.

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[KarateHottie93]

Thank you all for the support! This was very unexpected but I will do my best to not let you down.

I appreciate you all very much! No matter what happens, just promise me you won't lose hope until BB10 OS loses support and the marketplace is shut down. I truly believe that things will never have to come to that though

[HereticHermit]

I'm moving to Romania from the USA at the end of this calendar year to get famous for unspecified reasons. My wallet will grow from nothing to limitless amounts of widely accepted currencies within the next few years.

My best wishes to you for charting out a flight in unknown, Flash Gordon!!! I hope you will find the country just as you have envisioned. But a word of caution with good wishes - Do whatever you have to ..... just don't join a band of gypsies to become a highwayman @ My wallet will grow from nothing to limitless amounts of widely accepted currencies

[Cashgap]

II will return to the USA under high anticipation and compete under the moniker "The Romanian Superstar", with it announced in between my first and last name.

Could you strike an intimidating pose in a sleeveless Blackberry shirt, fists of thunder raised, and the slogan "Tools Not Toys" at the top and First Name "The Romanian Superstar" Last Name at the bottom?

TV ad: camera could show you awakening with a model next to you, and you quickly check your unified messaging in the hub on your Blackberry before walking out to the kitchen where another model has made breakfast but you pass her by to get in your limo (stretch Tesla?) driven by another model before boarding your black private jet piloted by more models? Along the way you are doing business deals and interviews in Romanian and English with TV shows around the world. Then once you are at altitude, you put down your Blackberry and take out an iPhone to play some game where you are at like level 1,000 and the game has some sort of "I Give Up!" final screen and the iPhone starts to smoke while making a "Baa baa" noise and you put it down with disdain and pick your Blackberry up, open a financial page that says "You made one million this second" and you smile at the model bringing you a drink.

That would be very on-brand.

[baarn]

Could you strike an intimidating pose in a sleeveless Blackberry shirt, fists of thunder raised, and the slogan "Tools Not Toys" at the top and First Name "The Romanian Superstar" Last Name at the bottom?

TV ad: camera could show you awakening with a model next to you, and you quickly check your unified messaging in the hub on your Blackberry before walking out to the kitchen where another model has made breakfast but you pass her by to get in your limo (stretch Tesla?) driven by another model before boarding your black private jet piloted by more models? Along the way you are doing business deals and interviews in Romanian and English with TV shows around the world. Then once you are at altitude, you put down your Blackberry and take out an iPhone to play some game where you are at like level 1,000 and the game has some sort of "I Give Up!" final screen and the iPhone starts to smoke while making a "Baa baa" noise and you put it down with disdain and pick your Blackberry up, open a financial page that says "You made one million this second" and you smile at the model bringing you a drink.

That would be very on-brand.

All this talent on CrackBerry ... and what's the best BlackBerry can come up with? - "Privacy by Priv"

[anon(8063781)]

Ohhhh..... I remember this story! It's the one where Leo Apotheker becomes CEO of KarateHottie Inc. and announces the end of BB10 when we least expect it! Brilliant story. The end is so unexpected.

[KarateHottie93]

Could you strike an intimidating pose in a sleeveless Blackberry shirt, fists of thunder raised, and the slogan "Tools Not Toys" at the top and First Name "The Romanian Superstar" Last Name at the bottom?

TV ad: camera could show you awakening with a model next to you, and you quickly check your unified messaging in the hub on your Blackberry before walking out to the kitchen where another model has made breakfast but you pass her by to get in your limo (stretch Tesla?) driven by another model before boarding your black private jet piloted by more models? Along the way you are doing business deals and interviews in Romanian and English with TV shows around the world. Then once you are at altitude, you put down your Blackberry and take out an iPhone to play some game where you are at like level 1,000 and the game has some sort of "I Give Up!" final screen and the iPhone starts to smoke while making a "Baa baa" noise and you put it down with disdain and pick your Blackberry up, open a financial page that says "You made one million this second" and you smile at the model bringing you a drink.

That would be very on-brand.

Pure genius! You sir have just earned your rightful position as future head of marketing and advertisement at future BlackBerry. Keep up the good thinking, my friend!

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[KarateHottie93]

Ohhhh..... I remember this story! It's the one where Leo Apotheker becomes CEO of KarateHottie Inc. and announces the end of BB10 when we least expect it! Brilliant story. The end is so unexpected.

Of course I'll put and end BlackBerry 10...so we can have BlackBerry 11!

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[anon(8063781)]

Of course I'll put and end BlackBerry 10...so we can have BlackBerry 11!

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Of course you will! This is the BlackBerry fan-fiction forum, right?

[jhimmel]

It's a pretty fail proof idea if implemented right. I know it's hard to believe in a guy on a forum who is new to the brand and has a female user name. I will not let you down though.

Good to know that BB10 future is now ensured. Thanks.

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[jhimmel]

What if the priv is successful and BlackBerry doesn't go broke. But they just don invest on bb10?

Oh no, a fly in the ointment. Still not hopeless, it will just take a little more money to buy BlackBerry.

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