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  1. ilikebacon's Avatar
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    Default I got torched in the washroom today...

    Lol, hilarious thread.
    Maybe the guy didn't say thanks because he was extremely embarrassed.
    I was in the washroom one time at the Y, and there was a guy in a stall who sounded like he was giving birth.
    I didn't know it was possible to be constipated that badly, judging by his screaming grunts, I think maybe he should've been in a hospital.
    I almost wanted to run out and get some kaopectate, or an enema...or both, and slide them under his stall.



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    I'd would have slapped the dude for dropping a BLACKBERRY, especially in a germ-infested washroom.
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    Wow, interesting thread to say the least.

    What would have been totally insane is if you had read his email on the dropped Torch and it said "So I'm sitting on the toilet here in the Mensroom contemplating my wasted life........"

    And by the way, no life is ever wasted, it's only on pause my friends. While you still have a heartbeat you still have a chance to mold your life anyway you wish. You can always hit the reset button. I have many times. And....your BlackBerry is there to help you manage it.
    Last edited by BBerryPowerUser; 02-05-13 at 08:13 PM.
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    I was afraid to click on this link...and I should have followed my instincts. Lol.
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    Please don't squeeze the berries.
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    Maybe the guy in the other stall was Deaf or didn`t speak english, BBM made blackberry the official phone of Deaf cultre & Now The Video BBM is just awesome fast & excellent picture quality with no gosting of the hands when signing. Go Blackberry
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    Quote Originally Posted by blue_k View Post
    A couple days ago I was at the Amway Center in Orlando, FL, and saw someone using a Curve 8520/30. Also a few months ago at a Walmart I saw someone talking on a Torch 9800/10.
    From my part of the world! Nice! I'm in Orlando too. But please don't tell me u were at the Justin Beaber concert lol
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    Surely you missed the thank you flush he extended to you after kicking his phone across the urine drenched floor???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danimaloxo7 View Post
    BBM made blackberry the official phone of Deaf cultre & Now The Video BBM is just awesome fast & excellent picture quality with no gosting of the hands when signing. Go Blackberry
    Now THIS imho, would be a nice & different commercial...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBerryPowerUser View Post
    Wow, interesting thread to say the least.

    And by the way, no life is ever wasted, it's only on pause my friends. While you still have a heartbeat you still have a chance to mold your life anyway you wish. You can always hit the reset button. I have many times. And....your BlackBerry is there to help you manage it.
    This thread got a lot more self help with this post.
    Thanks.
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    Default I got torched in the washroom today...

    Quote Originally Posted by SK122387 View Post
    Probably one of the weirdest threads I've ever read
    Agreed. +10

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    Default I got torched in the washroom today...

    Just say, "here you go Senator. We are not in the Dominican Republic."

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    Default I got torched in the washroom today...

    I have lol'd several times

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    Now that Bell stopped selling the 9810, I have a horrible feeling that the only way I'll be able to upgrade my 9800 will be to have someone drop a 9810 under the washroom door.

    Wait.. who uses a phone while on the toilet? That's gross.
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    Lol, Oh you'd be surprised how a couple of threads starting out with, "I dropped my BlackBerry in the toilet....what do I Do?" so yeah let's just be glad that the guy in the stall did Not drop it while using the toilet.
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    At least OP didn't grab it and run...Oh wait, he said it was a Torch
    My wife loves her 9810
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    Now I can't help but wonder if the Torch owner is a CB member and what he would think if he saw this thread LOL. :-)
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    i saw this thread yesterday and tried hard to avoid it...
    but today i succumbed to the torched in the title.. and how i, uh, regret reading this...

    WHO ON HIS FISHING LIFE DROP A BLACKBERRY? PLEASE BE RESPONSIBLE AND CARE IT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!!

    especially a Torch (i have fond memories with my torch). a phone built like tanks.
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    With Z10 he can surf pornhub better, tell him that rather than composing email in the loo.
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