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Cymru

Thy will stare blankly at thy treo users who ask "can you beam?"

Then they will reply "I don't need to beam, you lesser mortal"

07-10-08 04:51 AM

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exelant

Isn't the fifth step realizing one has a problem, like when someone, not naming any names, begins to post before he has even had coffee after getting up? No? Oh, OK. Good!

Thou shalt buy their spouse a BlackBerry so they can share the addiction.

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07-10-08 05:42 AM

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carnadi88

How about,
Thou shalt always keep thy Blackberry within arms reach.

07-10-08 06:09 AM

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kaliiscute

Thou shalt clean thine trackball.

And thou shalt be careful who you givest out thine pin to (there be-est some crazzies out there)

07-10-08 06:12 AM

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ms.caren

Thou shalt always take your berry to crackberry atleast once a day!

Thou shalt always spoil your berry in the latest berry fashions!

Thou shalt never cause berry bodily harm to your berry!

Thou shalt never leave your berry unattended for long periods of time.

Last but not least...

Thou shalt never ever, loose thy berry!

My eyes teared on the last one Lol......

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07-10-08 06:47 AM

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mrmoe110

Thou shall spread the gospel of BlackBerry to all other cellphone users.

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07-10-08 07:01 AM

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rgalen

Thou halt not walk into the glass door at Starbucks whilst thinking of a commandment.

07-10-08 07:12 AM

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[email protected]

Thall Shall Not Cheat On Thy Blackberry With A Any Other Smart Phone.

Thall Shall Not Come To Crackberry And Speak Highly Of A Iphone.

07-10-08 07:20 AM

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rgalen

Another:

Thou shalt not be smoking a cigarette, driving, turning right-on-red in a school zone while pressing alt-cap-H to find your PIN

07-10-08 07:23 AM

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Lovewalk218

lolol u guys are great

now i gotta think hard for another commandment! keep them coming.

and divalusciouz (lol) I think we need a poll on here now to vote which should defintely be a crack commandment

07-10-08 07:32 AM

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Lovewalk218

thou shall say no no no to crackberry rehab!

07-10-08 07:37 AM

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msk_pvd

Thou shalt gently lift up thy neo-luddite husband into the addiction. Shepherd him kindly into the beauty of the BBMessenger and allow its gee-whizzedness to unfold in the fullness of time.

07-10-08 07:42 AM

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Lovewalk218

msk pvd lolol! good one!

07-10-08 09:43 AM

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Tiheia

Thou shall not almost get hit by a 'Meals on Wheels' truck while crossing the street and texting on my berry!

Oh and purple berry was at work yesterday and holding down the space bar waiting for a period... On a PC! Lol

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07-10-08 09:53 AM

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Tiheia

This is GREAT guys! Let's keep up the good posts!

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07-10-08 09:54 AM

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Lovewalk218

lolol tiheia has put me on blast!!

07-10-08 09:55 AM

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berryromancewriter

Thou shall ALWAYS without fail acknowledge fellow 'berry carriers when hearing a berry sound with your highly-attuned berry senses no matter where you are or what you are doing and no matter how stalker-like it makes you feel.

07-10-08 10:07 AM

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cutdacheck2003

CrackBerry Genius

Thou shall have a data plan with thy berry!

07-10-08 10:27 AM

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johnling

Thou shall not use vibrate mode for personal gain.

07-10-08 10:44 AM

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kfrey

Originally Posted by ecooper11

I have never done this, thank god, but I saw a couple of posts about people that have. I feel soo bad for them..... It's hard even to imagine what I would do if that happened to me.

I have done this but lucky it was not my berry, it was a noika and after a day of drying it was fine. it was in my pocked for a good 10min before i felt it. now the only time my berry is not with me is at the poll. it does not even leave the house if im headed to the pool

07-10-08 10:56 AM

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amazinglygraceless

Retired Mod

Originally Posted by johnling

Thou shall not use vibrate mode for personal gain.

THIS has to be one of the best yet

07-10-08 10:59 AM

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ms.caren

This was a great read all in all! Cant wait to vote!!!

07-10-08 12:30 PM

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Pete6

Retired Moderator

Thou shalt not use thy BlackBerry to engrave text upon stone to make new commandments uness thy forum name be Moses and thine abobe be 'The Mount'

Thou shalt not covet craven images such as thine own partner's Curve whence thine own BlackBerry be-eth a lowly Pearl.

Unto thee I beseech not to kick iPhone owners randomly in their male spheroidals whence promenading the public ways.

Seteth not thy themes and wallpapers in pictures and icons that may give mirth, nay offense to others - unless you mean it!

07-10-08 01:03 PM

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SOUJAH345

Protect thy berry and it shall protect you

07-10-08 01:14 PM

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jidx

Thou shall keep thy balls clean at all times.

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07-10-08 01:26 PM

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