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Thou shall not say duck in vain!

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This thread is funny. Here's what I thought of (forgive me if it's been said already because I didn't go through everything):

Thou shalt pull thy berry's battery at least once a month.
Thou shalt ALWAYS check Crackberry for insightful information.
Thou shalt NEVER leave berry alone.

Thou shalt always have the data plan for thy BB.

Originally Posted by blsmith1

Show thy Berry , lead them to the light.

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lol this is one of the best!!

Thou shalt always press space twice for a period.

Thou shalt always put thy phone to standby when not using.

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Read next to a set of the biblical 10

Originally Posted by coachcurtisbusse

1 thou shalt not have no other forums before me

2 thou shalt not worship a Treo or Iphone

3 thou shalt take Kevins name in vain

4 rember the os upgrades back up to keep it holy

5 Honor thy father and modders

6 thy shalt not brick a berry

7 thy shalt not use my friends blackberry

8 thy shalt not not install pirateted aps on my BB

9 thy shalt not act like I know more the I do about RIM

10 thy shalt port my number to a carrier who don't have a bb phone & plan

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Thou shalt have no holsters or pouches bereft of sleeper magnets lest thou havest battery drain issues.

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Thou shall promptly send all newly purchased Berry's to Me .