I am the device, thy Crackberry, who brought you out of the land of no connectivity and no push e-mail. Thou shalt have NO other devices but me!!
......and possibly a BT headset....BUT THAT'S IT!!
Thou shalt be kind and understanding to all CrackBerry family members.
Thou shalt covet all new release BlackBerrys.
Thou shallt hide thine pity for those not fortunate enough to own a Berry - unless they are arrogent I-Phoners, in which case biting and hurt-eth-ful scarcasm is acceptable..
Thou shall help those not as knowledgeable as thou without make-ith-ing them to feel stupid.
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Haha, I like them. The texting over water one is good. The coveting releases is good too.
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Hello fellow crackberrions, I though of a few here sorry if they are repost:
Though shall sleep with the berry under the pillow for extra security purposes
Though shalt carress the berry and express motherly/fatherly love to it
Though shalt take the berry to the ends of the earth if necesserry
Though shalt not let any other uses but urself use your berry for fear of it not returning to ur hands.
Though shalt frown upon any other mobile phone users for not acquiring a berry in the first place.
Though shalt keep the berry spotless for it loves to be clean
Though shalt check your berry periodically for new messages, text, email or any other communication alert that the berry may be alerting you too in public or private
Hello fellow crackberrions, I though of a few here sorry if they are repost:
Though shall sleep with the berry under the pillow for extra security purposes
Though shalt carress the berry and express motherly/fatherly love to it
Though shalt take the berry to the ends of the earth if necesserry
Though shalt not let any other uses but urself use your berry for fear of it not returning to ur hands.
Though shalt frown upon any other mobile phone users for not acquiring a berry in the first place.
Though shalt keep the berry spotless for it loves to be clean
Though shalt check your berry periodically for new messages, text, email or any other communication alert that the berry may be alerting you too in public or private
Can anyone say addiction LOL
Ha ha ha. Some of those were pretty good. I really like the one about sleeping with the BB under your pillow for extra security.