1. Chrisy's Avatar
    LMAO this thread is great! When do we vote!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-27-08 03:42 PM
  2. DivaLuscious_Pink_Berry's Avatar
    Its Tiheia - switched up user ids... ne way.. lets vote! EVERYONE PLEASE CAST YOUR VOTE FOR FAV COMMANDMENT!
    Last edited by DivaLuscious_Pink_Berry; 08-06-08 at 07:04 PM. Reason: typo
    08-06-08 07:00 PM
  3. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    Thou shall not hate on other cb addicts!!!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    I second that one. Wholeheartedly in fact.
    08-06-08 07:04 PM
  4. adambigge's Avatar
    (in a Charleton Heston voice)

    I am the device, thy Crackberry, who brought you out of the land of no connectivity and no push e-mail. Thou shalt have NO other devices but me!!
    ......and possibly a BT headset....BUT THAT'S IT!!
    Has my vote of course..........
    08-07-08 09:06 AM
  5. loooney2ns's Avatar
    Thou shalt never be more than 5 feet from your Blackberry!
    08-07-08 09:45 AM
  6. Gocanes222's Avatar
    Here's five to start:

    Thou shalt not text over water.

    Thou shalt be kind and understanding to all CrackBerry family members.

    Thou shalt covet all new release BlackBerrys.

    Thou shallt hide thine pity for those not fortunate enough to own a Berry - unless they are arrogent I-Phoners, in which case biting and hurt-eth-ful scarcasm is acceptable..

    Thou shall help those not as knowledgeable as thou without make-ith-ing them to feel stupid.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Haha, I like them. The texting over water one is good. The coveting releases is good too.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    08-07-08 10:07 AM
  7. sose's Avatar
    Never get high on your own email supply

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    08-07-08 01:10 PM
  8. BarwisE's Avatar
    -Thou shalt back-up at least once a week.

    -Thou shalt research all free app's before downloading.

    -Thou shalt wipe off the screen of anothers Berry after talking on it.
    08-07-08 01:38 PM
  9. John Yester's Avatar
    Thou shalt use search function on Crackberry.com


    08-07-08 01:43 PM
  10. TeslaTwain1's Avatar
    Thou shalt identify ones sex when attempting to PIN a stranger on messenger!!!
    08-07-08 02:08 PM
  11. BarwisE's Avatar
    -Thou shalt not abuse thy Berry whilst at dinner with thy significant other (lest yee be open to harsh slappery).
    08-07-08 03:08 PM
  12. bobs415's Avatar
    Thou shalt love thy Berry with all thy heart, with all thy mind, and with all thy strength, and thou shalt not put other devices before it.
    08-07-08 03:40 PM
  13. bobs415's Avatar
    Thou shalt not covet thine Berry more than thine human loved ones; or at least not divulge it.
    08-07-08 03:42 PM
  14. r1ckynutz's Avatar
    NO thou cannot "borrow" my blackberry, for it is my precioussssss!!!!!
    08-07-08 05:11 PM
  15. LiliC's Avatar
    This is one of my favorites so far! it just sounds like a comandment!!!!
    I thought it sounded more like Star Wars...LOL...
    08-07-08 05:27 PM
  16. COACHELLA's Avatar
    Hello fellow crackberrions, I though of a few here sorry if they are repost:

    Though shall sleep with the berry under the pillow for extra security purposes

    Though shalt carress the berry and express motherly/fatherly love to it

    Though shalt take the berry to the ends of the earth if necesserry

    Though shalt not let any other uses but urself use your berry for fear of it not returning to ur hands.

    Though shalt frown upon any other mobile phone users for not acquiring a berry in the first place.

    Though shalt keep the berry spotless for it loves to be clean

    Though shalt check your berry periodically for new messages, text, email or any other communication alert that the berry may be alerting you too in public or private

    Can anyone say addiction LOL
    08-07-08 06:00 PM
  17. BB7290grl74's Avatar
    Thou shalt not allow family members and friends to demand you to " put down the Berry".

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    08-07-08 06:43 PM
  18. asianinvasioniv's Avatar
    Thou shalt love thy Berry with all thy heart, with all thy mind, and with all thy strength, and thou shalt not put other devices before it.
    true that
    08-07-08 07:32 PM
  19. Crackberrykills's Avatar
    Hello fellow crackberrions, I though of a few here sorry if they are repost:

    Though shall sleep with the berry under the pillow for extra security purposes

    Though shalt carress the berry and express motherly/fatherly love to it

    Though shalt take the berry to the ends of the earth if necesserry

    Though shalt not let any other uses but urself use your berry for fear of it not returning to ur hands.

    Though shalt frown upon any other mobile phone users for not acquiring a berry in the first place.

    Though shalt keep the berry spotless for it loves to be clean

    Though shalt check your berry periodically for new messages, text, email or any other communication alert that the berry may be alerting you too in public or private

    Can anyone say addiction LOL
    Ha ha ha. Some of those were pretty good. I really like the one about sleeping with the BB under your pillow for extra security.
    08-07-08 07:56 PM
  20. jna2626's Avatar
    That's funny I see this thread! GOOGLE: TEN BBM COMMANDMENTS. Will have you dying of laughter!
    12-18-08 03:37 PM
  21. mookish's Avatar
    Thou shalt keep thine bb locked in the presence of thine significant other

    Thou shalt look up at least once every 3 seconds when bbm'ing down a busy sidewalk lest thee shalt meet pole in front of hot women
    12-18-08 03:51 PM
  22. Chrisy's Avatar
    Ha! i forgot about this thread! It's funny! i'm going to reread it!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-18-08 04:09 PM
  23. revwill's Avatar
    Thou shalt change thy theme at least thrice weekly.
    12-18-08 04:25 PM
  24. blsmith1's Avatar
    Show thy Berry , lead them to the light.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-18-08 06:17 PM
  25. coachcurtisbusse's Avatar
    1 thou shalt not have no other forums before me

    2 thou shalt not worship a Treo or Iphone

    3 thou shalt take Kevins name in vain

    4 rember the os upgrades back up to keep it holy

    5 Honor thy father and modders

    6 thy shalt not brick a berry

    7 thy shalt not use my friends blackberry

    8 thy shalt not not install pirateted aps on my BB

    9 thy shalt not act like I know more the I do about RIM

    10 thy shalt port my number to a carrier who don't have a bb phone & plan

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-18-08 11:57 PM
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