BB10 will be doomed unless...

Unless I buy one. People worship me like a planet striding cosmic deity and mimic every move I make. If I buy a BB10, there will likely be a world-wide epidemic of phone returns, early cancellations, and back orders due to the population striving to copy my choice. The CEO's of Apple, Google, and MS will beg for an audience in my throneroom asking for bailouts (and for me to bless their children). Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!

Oh wait, I'm a guy. How embarrassing. :cant-watch:

PS: Made you look

/troll :D

What. The. F@ck?

Nothing to see here folks, just omnius losing his marbles. Move it along people......

:rotfl:

If I was Lord Tywin Lannister you'd think twice about addressing me in that tone...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

OK you owe me a laptop if this one fries with beer all over the screen.....

Originally Posted by qbnkelt

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

OK you owe me a laptop if this one fries with beer all over the screen.....

no dice. You lose points for wasting beer, woman! :p

Originally Posted by omniusovermind

no dice. You lose points for wasting beer, woman! :p

Not if I licked the screen!!!!:beer::eyelashes:
Samuel Adams is NEVER wasted!!!!

Originally Posted by qbnkelt

Not if I licked the screen!!!!:beer::eyelashes:
Samuel Adams is NEVER wasted!!!!

Damn straight you lick Sam off a screen!

#bestbeer #notadropwasted

Bath salts?

Originally Posted by qbnkelt

Not if I licked the screen!!!!:beer::eyelashes:
Samuel Adams is NEVER wasted!!!!

"pics or it didnt happen" lol

Originally Posted by omniusovermind

Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!

Oh wait, I'm a guy. How embarrassing. :cant-watch:

I think you've seen enough Lord of the Rings for a while. You need to let it out of your brain!

BTW, I think the sea was treacherous, not tempestuous. /yesimageek

Great thread....almost didnt click on it, thinking "oh brother, here we go again"

Originally Posted by omniusovermind

The CEO's of Apple, Google, and MS will beg for an audience in my throneroom asking for bailouts (and for me to bless their children). Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!

Oh wait, I'm a guy. How embarrassing. :cant-watch:

PS: Made you look

/troll :D

All Hale "Omniusovermind". I am the seeker of your wisdom. The Champion of your cause. I will be your trusted servant, and command all others to bow upon your presence. I will teach children to chant your name at night time stories 'oh Great Omiusovermind. Just give me a BB 10 with qwerty keyboard 'Oh Great One' and all this will be Yours.

It may not be 'Lord of the Rings' but its the best I can do with a 'twelve pack'.

Originally Posted by qbnkelt

Not if I licked the screen!!!!:beer::eyelashes:
Samuel Adams is NEVER wasted!!!!

...But it sounds as if you might be... ;)

Oh, may as well get it over with:

ALL HAIL OMNIUSOVERMIND!!!

Er, can we shorten that down a bit? Omni? Overmind? Nevermind?

Originally Posted by vorpalz

...But it sounds as if you might be... ;)

Oh, may as well get it over with:

ALL HAIL OMNIUSOVERMIND!!!

Er, can we shorten that down a bit? Omni? Overmind? Nevermind?

No. That's Outofmind. :rotfl:

Omniousovermind. We acknowledge your influence and greatness overwhelming the human race. To facilitate our introduction to your society and to assimilate the Blackberry 10 technological distictiveness to our own, it has been decided that a voice shall speak for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that voice. We wish to assimilate you and designate you Ridiculous of Borg!

Seriously, I also thought it was gonna be another one of those "netflix or bust" kinda threads. Nice job dude! :beer:

Originally Posted by qbnkelt

Samuel Adams is NEVER wasted!!!!

But Q sometimes is.

Originally Posted by ubizmo

But Q sometimes is.

Do you know that you can tske one of those Starbucks iced coffee bottles abd put a white russian in it and they look THE SAME?!?!?!?

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I admit, the title had me thinking oh oh, but darn this is a funny thread. Needed it today. Thanks Omni.

you guys are all so very silly.

+10 internets for everyone.

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Originally Posted by qbnkelt

Do you know that you can tske one of those Starbucks iced coffee bottles abd put a white russian in it and they look THE SAME?!?!?!?

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They cost about the same, too.

Originally Posted by omniusovermind

If I was Lord Tywin Lannister you'd think twice about addressing me in that tone...

I can't wait till next season!

This thread is great! Hijack the sentiments of haters and trolls for something positive.

Perhaps the mods won't like it, but I would rather see the top threads/posts/replies be of these topics.

Sure beats the trolls/hater posts that has coincidentally started to sprout up. That goes double for the members who've "lurked but not commented" but have now suddenly felt like they need to "contribute".

Originally Posted by ubizmo

They cost about the same, too.

I went to a very memorable U2 concert once....I think it was U2....bit foggy....:p

Originally Posted by Sarcasm Detector

you guys are all so very silly.

+10 internets for everyone.

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"there something wrong with the world today...


and I we now know why that is....."

steven tyler just leapt off a cliff ......it
was the only way to take the edge off that o.p.....

roflmao. dear lord...the android play iiiiis making us all crazy!!!