OKAY. Here goes. Tony. Forgive her. She obviously loves you. She joined Crackberry for you. She put it in her user name. I don't know what she did (I hope she wasn't using an iphone or consorting with androids ), but she's begging you. In public. How many chicks would do that?
Think of it as a new beginning, a rebirth. Like BlackBerry 10.
Don't crash the whole system because of a software bug. Get an update. Rewrite the application. Throw her a bone, send her a.BBM.
Hope it all works out for the best. And, if nothing else, now you've got Crackberry.