1. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Deep plush burgundy carpet, brass everywhere. The smell of cedar and fine cigars. Cocktails waitresses that would make Heff blush and take notice. Burt Bacarack playing piano 5 nights a week, as Alicia Keyes belts out another stanza. This is the room where love is found, dreams are made, and deals can still be done with just a handshake. Sip some Remy and let the day's worries just melt away, you're now in "the" place. Located through the secret passageway, down the stairs, and directly underneath the Sleazy Motel.

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    01-25-10 11:10 PM
  2. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    So how do we know if we are a worthy enough to be a TBL V.I.P. and hang out here?

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    01-26-10 12:01 AM
  3. ShiPanda's Avatar
    So how do we know if we are a worthy enough to be a TBL V.I.P. and hang out here?

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    We show up and act like we own the place.
    01-26-10 12:09 AM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    *shows up and acts like he owns the place, even produces an official looking deed for the property...*

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    01-26-10 01:18 AM
  5. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    We show up and act like we own the place.
    Haha. Sounds good.

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    01-26-10 01:27 AM
  6. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    *shows up and acts like he owns the place, even produces an official looking deed for the property...*

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    Deed I say you could?




    I hear tell you�re doin� well,
    Good things have come to you.
    I wish I had your good-luck charm,
    And you had a do-wacka-do, wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do.


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    01-26-10 02:49 AM
  7. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Seeing as it's below the motel, do we have to wear clothes?
    I'd be much more relaxed in my PVC pyjamas.
    01-26-10 04:24 AM
  8. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    They better be damn classy mister! I'm trying for upper crust here.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-26-10 04:28 AM
  9. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Crap. I'm not wearing pants...
    Do boxers count as classy or should I change.?

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    01-26-10 05:52 AM
  10. Username5300's Avatar
    If I had some spare time, I would so be up in this MOFO, but unfortunately I see myself going as I am coming. No smart @ss jokes either I know you all too well!!!!!
    01-26-10 05:56 AM
  11. exelant's Avatar
    I think you should charge DeathC! :eeK:

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    01-26-10 06:03 AM
  12. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    I'm with Mike Death, put some pants on, you're killing me.

    35! How could you suggest such a thing? Usually you gush eloquence, but that was a little dribble only.




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-26-10 06:14 AM
  13. Username5300's Avatar
    I'm with Mike Death, put some pants on, you're killing me.

    35! How could you suggest such a thing? Usually you gush eloquence, but that was a little dribble only.




    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    Right I saw the wheels turning and the smoke pouring off that brain of yours!!!!!!!! Oh and all you others that I know so well.

    01-26-10 06:19 AM
  14. trucky's Avatar
    Oh man, this place is really plush...

    01-26-10 06:32 AM
  15. Deathcommand's Avatar
    That urinal at the top is mine.
    I'm wearing pants now. Sorry. I just woke up.

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    01-26-10 06:39 AM
  16. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    That's better Death. A good woman values a man with a little style and sophistication.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-26-10 07:21 AM
  17. wnm's Avatar
    VIP room. Oh, the P must stand for ......
    01-26-10 07:25 AM
  18. Username5300's Avatar
    Pencil?????
    01-26-10 07:27 AM
  19. Deathcommand's Avatar
    Person..?
    Uhh. ??

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    01-26-10 07:28 AM
  20. Username5300's Avatar
    penicillin cause that what you need a shot of when you leave?
    01-26-10 07:30 AM
  21. KasiCatastrophe's Avatar
    penicillin cause that what you need a shot of when you leave?
    I think you have this place confused with the hotel.

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    01-26-10 07:37 AM
  22. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    LMAO kaka! That they do. It stands for Very Intense Penetration of course. Where's MF? Don't go there people, I'm refering to the hidden passageway. You know, behind the beef curtains.



    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-26-10 07:48 AM
  23. Username5300's Avatar
    Beef curtains soounds like a gay club.
    01-26-10 07:52 AM
  24. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    Beef curtains soounds like a gay club.
    Hardly

    !





    I'm Hand Javin' baby!
    WAPers do it With A Passion

    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    01-26-10 07:57 AM
  25. Username5300's Avatar
    Hardly


    http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/beef-curtains-361398/
    !






    I'm Hand Javin' baby!

    WAPers do it With A Passion
    If everyone spoke Wulfanese�, they wouldn't need to click here for a translation.


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    Sorry dude not clicking anything called that, I will leave that up to the ladies!!!!!

    01-26-10 07:59 AM
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