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'Twas the ban before christmas,
And all through the thread,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even Ed.
TBL'rs were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
Free device upgrades,
Danced in their heads.
My wife with her wifi,
And I with 3G,
Had just settled down,
For a last post (or three).
Suddenly from Crackberry,
There arose such a clatter,
I went straight to off topic,
To see what was the matter.
Read through the soap,
The hate, love, and bacon,
And all recent posts,
By mj, Mavis and Jason.
When what should appear,
On my mobiles screen,
A warning from graceless,
"This post is obscene!"
Suddenly something,
Appeared so quick,
Was that pk,
Or a balding St. Nick?
Laying out gifts,
Dressed so snazzy,
A couch for Kev,
And a theme for Kasi.
Lightning fast,
As quick as a wink,
He was back on the roof,
To have a quick drink.
His reindeer stood ready,
He grabbed the reins,
Took a swig of Jack Daniels,
And slurred all their names.
On Panda, On Prada, Forever and Think,
On Exelant, on Chad, BK and Pink!
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all, a goodniighrewt!
(I tried to squeeze as many names in their as I could, but if I didn't mention yours, Please don't be offended. I tried to work Jef and Robot in there, but they were too drunk, just got on my nerves).
11-30-09 11:38 PM
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