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  1. MrRJ's Avatar
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    Default Looking for a wife. Serious.

    I'm looking for a wife. I expect that this is a perfect place to find a partner. These are my requirements, please only add my pin if this is you.

    1. Must be female (Thanks TequilaAddict)
    2. Attractive. I'm not talking good looking, I mean smokin' hot.
    3. Wealthy. I would like to be a kept man, please.
    4. Funny. I would like to be entertained outside of the bedroom too.
    5. Must like the same things I do: drinking, women and computer games.
    6. No holes barred (Thanks ayekon)

    I know you're out there, my love. Please get in touch soon!
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    If the above isn't you, give it a go anyway. It's slim pickings around here..
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    Just got engaged, but you know what they say... just because the position is filled, doesn't mean I'm not accepting resumes.

    Lol. Good luck MrRJ. Let me know if you have any luck. If so, I'll do the same kind of post if I'm ever in need of a second wife.
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    I just hope you're not a Nigerian scammer. They had a show on Dateline NBC about some shady dudes trying to seduce chicks for the purpose of emptying out their bank accounts.

    Other than that, good luck bro!
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    Hi, I'm looking for an object.
    I'm already engaged but you can ignore that...
    I'll interact with you on my own schedule.

    You must be:
    1: Accepting of the terms
    2: Wealthy
    3: Not ever call me
    4: No holes barred

    You can pm me... You don't deserve my pin...

    Pickings aren't slim I'm just bored...

    Oh wait, am I posting on CB?
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    @Kev, congrats on the recent engagement. Does she frequent around here? Is she gonna be happy to see that you're accepting resumes? Also, a second wife sounds complicated - give one a go first and see how you get on

    @ayekon, That's gotta go on my list. No holes barred.

    Wait, did the 'slim pickings' thing make me sound desperate. Um..
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    ...Who said romance is dead.

    Good luck MrRJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben1232 View Post
    ...Who said romance is dead.

    Good luck MrRJ
    I am quite the romantic, Ben. From the UK too Where do you fit into my list of requirements?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrRJ View Post
    I am quite the romantic, Ben. From the UK too Where do you fit into my list of requirements?
    I hope I don't fit in to your requirements anywhere. Are you casting the net wider for blokes too then ?

    *I saw a tweet from Kevin and had to follow the link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben1232 View Post
    I hope I don't fit in to your requirements anywhere. Are you casting the net wider for blokes too then ?

    *I saw a tweet from Kevin and had to follow the link.
    I hope it doesn't come to that, but I haven't had any positive replies. It's been almost an hour too.. Ha.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Michaluk View Post
    Just got engaged, but you know what they say... just because the position is filled, doesn't mean I'm not accepting resumes.

    Lol. Good luck MrRJ. Let me know if you have any luck. If so, I'll do the same kind of post if I'm ever in need of a second wife.
    Wow, Kev. I just saw your tweet. Good lookin' out man! If this works out, I'll invite you to the wedding!
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    Hehe MrRJ,

    well I hope it works out for you. If too well, maybe Crackberry will turn into a dating site
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    I guess, this is where the crackberry, and eharmony merger rumor starts?
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    lol

    "4. Must like the same things I do: drinking, women and computer games."

    You just made your chance drop from 2 to none
    Last edited by misskalunji; 06-17-2012 at 08:54 PM.
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    Wife.. Washing ironing feeding etc.

    And i wonder why im single too?!?

    We need uk dating advice blatantly!
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    Yeah, but whose?
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    OP better be the prince of some country with requests like that.
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    I'm surprised a flat head isn't a requirement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete6 View Post
    Yeah, but whose?
    Take my wife. Please.

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    Be bold. Be pantless. Then go take a nice long nap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by misskalunji View Post
    lol

    "4. Must like the same things I do: drinking, women and computer games."

    You just made your chance drop from 2 to none
    Well, I like drinking, women, and computer games...but I don't like men...so...
    Everyone, everyone, stop fighting! Look unto me! I possess the blue flag! I wield the power infinite! The universal fabric is mine to unravel! My every thought becomes reality! Mountains will fall! Seas will boil! Day will be at night! People will...run...chicks'll dig me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisy520 View Post
    OP better be the prince of some country with requests like that.
    My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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    Be bold. Be pantless. Then go take a nice long nap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantlesspenguin View Post
    Well, I like drinking, women, and computer games...but I don't like men...so...

    Do you know of a woman that is the equivalent to you, that does like women? If you do, I'm really not as bad as you might think

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    Quote Originally Posted by sleepngbear View Post
    My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.



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    I'm not a prince, but actually, I have a good job and own my own place. Do you think this increases my chances enough to warrant editing my original post and including it there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrRJ View Post
    I'm not a prince, but actually, I have a good job and own my own place. Do you think this increases my chances enough to warrant editing my original post and including it there?

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    Interesting to say the least. Good luck MrRJ.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thachoc1 View Post
    Interesting to say the least. Good luck MrRJ.

    Aint working.. Despite my best bumping efforts, all I keep getting are guys adding me.. :s Maybe I need to add female in somewhere - although, I thought 'wife' might have covered it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrRJ View Post
    Aint working.. Despite my best bumping efforts, all I keep getting are guys adding me.. :s Maybe I need to add female in somewhere - although, I thought 'wife' might have covered it..

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    Nope. Your #1 requirement should be: Must be FEMALE.
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