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01-30-2012, 02:26 PM
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| |  Thorstein's Nuts vs pk's Junk
It appears one of our auguste members of the Modfia has bannished nuts in favor of junk. Now, while on its surface, such an act would appear to be innocuous, at best, yet, I could not help but wonder what a world with nutless Thorstein's and junk laden pk's would be like.
Here are but a few examples of what a no-nut world would be like:
* Banana Junk Bread
* Peajunkbutter and Jelly
* Banana Split with a sprinkle of junk toppings
* Married to a junk buster
* Junkcracker Suite
* "Chestjunk roasting on an open fire...."
As you can see with these examples that things indeed are changing...Thorstein is now singing soprano, pk is the junkmeister, and squirrels and other animals will become extinct.
Please add your take on what a world would be like without nuts. 
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01-30-2012, 02:31 PM
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My take is that this will be moved to OT.
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01-30-2012, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by hootyhoo  My take is that this will be moved to OT. | Or another social forum.  Certainly I can take a joke. 
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01-30-2012, 02:39 PM
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I was so close.
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01-30-2012, 02:40 PM
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Wish I had some popcorn in my room........this should be good.
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01-30-2012, 02:52 PM
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Beerjunk...
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01-30-2012, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Qbnkelt Wish I had some popcorn in my room........this should be good. | Do you mean that caramel coated popcorn with... nuts? What do ya call a snack like that?
Cracker Junk
*LOL, I went to look up the ad jingle lyrics and Wikipedia claims that Cracker Jack is considered the first "junk food"... 
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01-30-2012, 03:20 PM
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....and the first packaged non-cereal to offer a prize in every box.
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| | Scratch 'em for me bro'..........
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Now if someone is crazy they say you're nuts. Now it's you're junk 
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Originally Posted by kbz1960 Now if someone is crazy they say you're nuts. Now it's you're junk | Yeah....and you can thank pk for turning the world upside down with that gem. 
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01-30-2012, 07:47 PM
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*pops open a can of mixed junk to munch on*
You people are crazy-go-junk! You are absolutely junk if you think this is going anywhere. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my wife a brownie sundae with extra junk.
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A man walks into court for his competency hearing wearing nothing but plastic sandwich wrap. The judge takes one look at him and says:
"I can clearly see you're nuts... " 
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