[MadMarti]

Why God chooses BlackBerry 10:

Because he is always on and hyper-connected!

[qbnkelt]

alrightythen.....

[Tuco Ramirez]

Probably the dumbest thing I've read on CB in quite some time.

[pttptppt]

This is odd

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[Gearheadaddy]

Jeeze...

Trusted Member Genius

[rayporsche]

Perhaps he was way too busy creating stuff to be fu%^%&ing around with toy devices.......hahahaha..........

[IgotsThis]

Lol.

BBM channels: c00121c99 for some knowledge and c00123fca for some real hip hop

[pvphooman]

Dude, god has all the phones ever created and doesn't have to wait for carrier updates either.

-aBBuser on .1791 STL3

[Mister Sir]

Low content. Mods please lock this thread.


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[bubbbab]

Dude, god has all the phones ever created and doesn't have to wait for carrier updates either.

-aBBuser on .1791 STL3

Well then could someone drop him a line to expedite 10.2. we're trying to decide whether to keep the Z's or bale and 10.2 will be the tell.

Presented by Dr. Emmett Brown on BlackBerry Z41

[baspeed]

Capital g in God bro

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[pipesthyr]

God doesn't need a smartphone for wireless connections.

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[SlcCorrado]

Everybody's a hater, haha

[pvphooman]

Well then could someone drop him a line to expedite 10.2. we're trying to decide whether to keep the Z's or bale and 10.2 will be the tell.

Presented by Dr. Emmett Brown on BlackBerry Z41

Lemme see if I can get him on BBM video chat..

-aBBuser on .1791 STL3

[noez92]

Take some rest bro

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[New_Z10]

God doesn't need a smartphone for wireless connections.

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Of course he does. How do you think he calls the Pope!

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[CecilTsunami]

God has always been a BlackBerry fan, that's why he told Adam and Eve to stay away from the Apples.

*RIMshot*

And I'm out.

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[joshua_sx1]

Galatians 6:7: "Be not deceived; God
is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON: Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During a show in Caneca ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilist smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you." He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC: After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it" The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

MARILYN MONROE: She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus". A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.

BON SCOTT: The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell". On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005 In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU." She responded: "ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE TRUNK, CAUSE INSIDE HERE IT'S ALREADY FULL" Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none were broken.

Christine Hewitt: a Jamaican Journalist and entertainer,said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written, in June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

And many more...

My point, BlackBerry is sinking anyway, thread like this wouldn't probably change that...

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[Randy Harnarinesingh]

Galatians 6:7: "Be not deceived; God
is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON: Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During a show in Caneca ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilist smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you." He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC: After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it" The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

MARILYN MONROE: She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus". A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.

BON SCOTT: The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell". On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005 In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU." She responded: "ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE TRUNK, CAUSE INSIDE HERE IT'S ALREADY FULL" Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none were broken.

Christine Hewitt: a Jamaican Journalist and entertainer,said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written, in June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

And many more...

My point, BlackBerry is sinking anyway, thread like this wouldn't probably change that...

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Great points. You should also mention that those who believe in God and respect his ultimate supremacy never die in horrible ways. If it is ever shown that this is not the case, just remember that "He works in mysterious ways".

[pvphooman]

This thread is prone to religious debate...Please guys keep it light hearted. I don't mean to offend anyone...and I don't want to be burnt at the stake either!

-aBBuser on .1791 STL3

[donmateo]

*God

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[RH1Pearl]

Well, Thor is the god of thunder

[Jerale Hoard]

Jesus tweeted. Words from the pope, not me.

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[dguy123]

<list of people killed horribly after dissing God>

So your saying God is a petty mobster with a band of nasty hit men? Sounds like you should start locking doors and wearing disguises.
:-/


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[Zmain]

Why god chooses BlackBerry 10:

Because he is always on and hyper-connected!

Capital G for God!!

How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!