[BerryPirate]

I couldn't help it. It was a hot day, the sun was blazing. My shirt was soaked and the sweat was dripping from my nose. In a moment of weakness I headed to a nice air-conditioned store where lo and behold, they had plenty of sexy smartphones for sale. I sized up a cheap and cheery Moto G, and I thought, what the heck, may as well pick one up since my weekend is going to be so crushingly dull. So in a moment of sheer capriciousness, I bought it, and rushed straight back home to play with it. I ripped out the sim card from my faithful Z10 and tossed her aside. It was like I had enough of my loving and tireless wife, and desperately wanted that hot new cougar from the accounting department. Men are weak, what can I say. So now I have the Moto G in front of me. How do I take her back cover off? I've got to put my simcard in her. I have a hard time prying it off.. It just doesn't come off. She's a hottie, but hard to undress. I do a google search, and I find out that lots of people have wrecked her back cover in trying to take it off. But there is a right way to do it. And finally it comes off. And in a moment of guilty-ridden pleasure, I insert my simcard into her, and light her up. And boy does she ever light up. She's now telling me to do this and do that to her. She wants me to go "Google" on her. Google everything, everywhere, at all times. In short order, she's got me ropped. And I'm used to being the dominant one here. Before I realise what is going on, she's tied me up with her Google+, Google Hangouts, Google Films, Music, Book, Games, Cloud Print, and Voice. Man I thought I was going to die. This Moto G just can't get enough of me. I feel like the guy left dangling on the balcony and who had to call the cops because the cougar wouldn't let him go. At this point, I'm having serious doubts. My Z10 is lying at the far end of the table but I kept turning my head sideways to look at her. She was in pieces. But Moto G wasn't done with me yet. She was smack dab right in front of me, and her grip on me was starting to choke me. And now she pulled out the whip and started to show her true self. I started screaming in pain. "What no file system ???" "What, no built-in contacts app ???" "You got to be kidding right? You want me to use Google Contacts as my contact app?" She whips me even harder. I'm so in pain now. And then she tells me that she can change costume if I'm tired of Google Now as her launcher. WTF? I just got mangled hard by this Google *****, and now she tells me that if I want to we can play with another launcher and really fire her into orbit ? I can't take this anymore. My Z10 at this point is crying hysterically Our marriage has lasted this long. She is my wife, my best friend and my soulmate. I so regret cheating on her. I'm sorry Moto G, Android, Kitkat, Google, or whoever you really are. I made a terrible mistake. But I've had enough of your evil sadomasochistic demands. I'm going back to my beloved Z10. I so regret I ever laid eyes on you.

[sleepngbear]

Ha! I'm sure your Z10 will forgive you for that brief moment of weakness. At least now you know who really loves you.

[Vithulan L Nathan]

How dare you. I hope your z10 chops your testicles off for doing this!

Posted with the beautiful white Z10STL100-2/10.2.1.3175

[tushargkwd]

Awesome title... really interested to read the story for the sake of the title...

Posted via CB10... and my awesome Z10

[moosbb]

Well done OP!
Your wife will always be there for you!

[wyrdfool]

Made me horny until the whip part.
Not into dominatrix.


? BBM channeling at C003910CB

[shorski]

Interesting story. Hope you'll treat your wife better than before so she forgets about the cheating.

WhiteZ30 OS10.3.0.XXX/10.3.0.XXX

[m1kr0]

Why not this article for the front page?

Z10 STL100-1, OS 10.2.1.3175

[BBUniq01]

Why not this article for the front page?

Z10 STL100-1, OS 10.2.1.3175

So my teen can read it? Creative writing definitely.

My Z10 - an extension of me

[Heinz Katchup]

I don't see your Z10 working properly for you after what you've done. Time to get a new one.

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[afl777]

Great read....

[Umass021]

It's a great device and has all of those things you mentioned that you say it didn't have. Sounds like user error to me.

Sent from my Nexus 10 using CB Forums mobile app

[00stryder]

That made me lol, great story OP. Glad you saw what truly matters in "tech life."

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[Techno-Emigre]

Gasp! This story reeks of cheap perfume. Hopefully you have learned your lesson and we will hear of no more failures of character! Great story OP.

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[BruvvaPete]

Holy long paragraph, Batman!

@BruvvaPete :Channel: C0012176F. Live well

[bubbbab]

Gasp! This story reeks of cheap perfume. Hopefully you have learned your lesson and we will hear of no more failures of character! Great story OP.

Posted via CB from "Z" best

Let's not be too hard on him. She hasn't exactly been honest with him through the relationship.

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[vgorous]

Man I'm all hot and bothered right now.

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[Morty2264]

I kinda felt like I was intruding upon an intimate affair when I was reading this...

But seriously, I think the Moto X/G are great phones!

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[aming63]

I have entertained the thought of cheating on my Z10 on one or two occasions. Yes, some of the sexy newer ones caught my eye and I would drool just a little bit, I just couldn't do it. I guess woman are stronger! :-P

[Gearheadaddy]

Outstanding! You should write a novel...I'll buy it!

Crackberry Genius on Verizon STL100-4 10.3.0.296/442

[velkod]

Ya you're losing a few contacts for sure. Maybe a settings switch here n there. Ha

[jafrul]

LOL. Nice one OP..

Posted from my Astro on Z30STA100-2/10.2.1.3175

[KemKev]

See, the grass is not always greener on the other side; sometimes it is all crab grass! Great read

[KemKev]

I have entertained the thought of cheating on my Z10 on one or two occasions. Yes, some of the sexy newer ones caught my eye and I would drool just a little bit, I just couldn't do it. I guess woman are stronger! :-P

No, some of them simply know and understand the difference between flash and substance

[K man13]

How could you man... Its normal that things will get a bit boring since you guys been together for long, but still... Disappointed!