[ilovemileyyy]

Sing to the tune of Love Story by Taylor Swift

We were both young, when I first saw you.
I close my eyes, and the flashback starts,
I'm surfing here.
On CrackBerry in summer air...

See the blogs, see the new Bolt browser,
See you make your way, through them all,
and say Hello.
Little did I know...

That you were CDMA, I wasn't dreaming,
but my Storm said "Stay away from my owner!"
Soon I was crying on the pho-one, with Customer Servi-iceee!

And I said, brand new Tour, take me somewhere we can be alone,
I keep on waiting, for my emails but they never come,
My Storm's unreliable, I don't want another OS,
It's a Tour story, baby just say yes.

So I sneak out, to Best Buy to see you.
We keep quiet, cause were dead if she knew
My little Curve,
Unaware of her fa-ate...

Cause you were sleek and shiny, you were very tempting,
But my Curve said "Stay away from my owner!"
But you were everything to me,
I was begging Best Buy, please don't clo-oooose!

Shiny Tour save me, I've been blending in so much,
Who doesn't have a Curve? Other than Grand-ma!
You'll be sleek and sexy, you'll make me look better!
It's a Tour story, baby just say yes.

Shiny Tour save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel.
Full retail's a lot of money, but it's the real deal!
Don't be afraid, I'll make you mine through all this mess,
It's a Tour story, baby just say yes.

I got tired of waiting...
Wondering how I would get to you!
My Curve and Pearl are loyal...
But I just can't stay true!
And I said,

Oh, Tour save me, I've been feeling so left out,
I want a flashy theme, one that won't make me pout.
Will they let me upgrade early? I don't know what to think
You kneel to the ground and pull out a bag and say,

Take me home new owner! We can be happy.
I'll be reliable, and never sappy!
No more sad efforts to customize, or a leaked OS
It's a Tour story, baby just say-ay.... Yesss.

Heres a link to Blackberry.Tour's song, Tour Belong With Me


Okay, so this song is just kinda silly, and I wrote it because I was bored. It addresses several issues we have with our CDMA berries. The Storm's unreliabilty, the fact that everyone has the Curve, and the lack of the Pearl's functionality. I know there are more CDMA berries, but these are the big three. It also addresses how some of us are not do for upgrades, and will have to hassle on the phone with customer service. I hope you guys enjoyed it, and there will most likely be edits to come.

[ilovemileyyy]

SHOOT!
I double posted, mod's delete this one!

[sendingyouluck]

Haha that's hilarious! Just great.

[meyer1131]

very good!!