Before y'all start thinking I'm just another clueless noob, I've wiped and installed BBOS on my other previous BlackBerry's dozens of times without a problem like this. And, yes, I've poked through other threads on CB before posting this.
I bought an unlocked AT&T branded Torch 9860 to use here on the Telus network. When it came in the mail, I charged it up and it started up fine. I put the SIM in and it logged on to Telus' network without a problem. The software version I started out with was 7.0.0.440. I plugged it into my desktop manager running on Windows 7 64 bit in hopes of getting a decent version of 7.1.X.XXX right off the bat but noooooooooooo... it only upgraded to 7.0.0.576! I manually downloaded the latest version of the 7.1 (7.1.0.523) from Redington in India and installed it.
THEN
I fired up BBSAK and it connected to the device like this:
BBSAK 1.JPG
And, yes, it actually DID connect with the PIN and everything...
And I get this!
BBSAK 2.JPG
I did that a few more times with the same stupid result...
So I tried the App Loader in the Common Files...
and it connects like this:
Application Loader 1.JPG
loads up like this:
Application Loader 2.1.JPG
AND I end up with this!!!

Application Loader 2.2.JPG
I tried going to the official RIM software download page for my carrier and getting Telus' official 7.1 (7.1.0.267) and I tried the same things all over again and I got the same friggin results! I tried 507'ing the phone the software still won't load! I combed through CB trying to find some insight, ANY insight into my problem here. I tried downloading several different versions from different carriers, different sources and it's the same damn thing! I tried hunting down and destroying any and all vendor.xml files, uninstalling and re-installing BlackBerry DM several times, uninstalling and re-installing anything and everything BlackBerry related, I tried other loader programs, I tried cleaning my system caches and registry with CCleaner over and over, I tried unplugging my internet connection, I tried standing on my head and yodelling pagan rain chants while setting fire to my shoes!!! I'm still stuck with AT&T's official 7.0.0.576! Nothing works at all!!!!!


Do any of you geniuses have any more ides?
I want to choke the living s**t out of the AT&T executives and IT who have handcuffed my new BlackBerry like this. A pox on all their houses to the third generation! 
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