I sense this will be very interesting, whether you are for or against this hideous monstrosity, be good to know how they intend to sell this..... thing!
Here's mine..... "Thinkonce, think twice, avoid the blackberry slider"
"Slide your way to success with the new Blackberry Avalanche. Available exclusively from AT&T.**"
**In the US. Available on all carriers in Canada.
And I'm sure they'll come up with some lameass slogan that has nothing to do with the phone, ie Storm2's "A theatre at your fingertips." or whatever that stupid web ad is. RIM is not exactly prime at coming up with catchy slogans. I never heard any slapstick shots about 'Curving' anything.
Introducing the ALL new Blackberry Smooth -_-_ The sleekest, and most advanced blackberry available. Found at your local T-Mobile and Verizon retailers
Ladies and Gentlemen, just how much would you pay for the all new Blackberry Slider? $600! $500! Not even $400! Act now and you'll get this revolutionary Slider with all its bugs for the low low price of $300 plus $800 in shipping and handling and other carrier charges you will not understand! But wait. There's more. You'll also get the all new blackberry wall charger with a new usb size (not so mini) so you have to buy all the equipment...again! But waiiiiit! Yes, there's more. Dont' act now and you'll be able to wait for the rumored Slider 2 to be rumored 2 weeks after the new revolutionary Slider is released. Think we're done? We're not! We'll also include a link to a future link of the future and new 6.1 OS that will work the way 6.0 was supposed to! Wait wait wait! We're not done yet. We'll even throw in a golden pass good for 4 refurbs through your carrier when the Slidere does wrong whatever it's about to do wrong!! This offer expires when the Slider is discontinued due to the release of the Slider 2 and rumors of the Slider 3. So act whenever. It doesn't matter!
I hope someone enjoyed that! Sad part is, I'll buy one...
Ladies and Gentlemen, just how much would you pay for the all new Blackberry Slider? $600! $500! Not even $400! Act now and you'll get this revolutionary Slider with all its bugs for the low low price of $300 plus $800 in shipping and handling and other carrier charges you will not understand! But wait. There's more. You'll also get the all new blackberry wall charger with a new usb size (not so mini) so you have to buy all the equipment...again! But waiiiiit! Yes, there's more. Dont' act now and you'll be able to wait for the rumored Slider 2 to be rumored 2 weeks after the new revolutionary Slider is released. Think we're done? We're not! We'll also include a link to a future link of the future and new 6.1 OS that will work the way 6.0 was supposed to! Wait wait wait! We're not done yet. We'll even throw in a golden pass good for 4 refurbs through your carrier when the Slidere does wrong whatever it's about to do wrong!! This offer expires when the Slider is discontinued due to the release of the Slider 2 and rumors of the Slider 3. So act whenever. It doesn't matter!
I hope someone enjoyed that! Sad part is, I'll buy one...
"blackberry presenter sliding all the way down on the new blackberry slider"
"blackberry slider powerpoints consumers to the depths of roaming"
"blackberry slider,3g gsm phone out of a glitterbox."
"blackberry slider, the device alexander graham bell created in 1876 but failed to pass fcc approval until now on the largest 3g network in the usa."
"blackberry slider, just slipped out of our minds"
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