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    Default Official nuthin' to do with Playbook hijack thread

    For the benefit of all the sanely challenged sad life experienced men, berries, ducks, cats of all ages and ethnicities, versions of the letter F (not the F10, you got to get your own thread), and all other slightly left of center and somewhat disenchanted, frustrated playbook OS users and fellow crackheads (not U Rob), I have graciosly created this safehaven, bunker or cellar if you will, for our free from scruitiny and reprisal use.

    Wow that's a long sentence.

    This way, the less amused can't be offended any further.

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    Oh yeah...almost forgot, no pikeys…............I ****in hate pikeys
    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynycl View Post
    Oh yeah...almost forgot, no pikeys…............I ****in hate pikeys
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    Woo sweet crazy nothings! Just the thread I would like to call home. Where are all my ducks at?

    Insert random nonsensical ramblings below!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynycl View Post
    For the benefit of all the sanely challenged sad life experienced men, berries, ducks, cats of all ages and ethnicities, versions of the letter F (not the F10, you got to get your own thread), and all other slightly left of center and somewhat disenchanted, frustrated playbook OS users and fellow crackheads (not U Rob), I have graciosly created this safehaven, bunker or cellar if you will, for our free from scruitiny and reprisal use.

    Wow that's a long sentence.

    This way, the less amused can't be offended any further.

    Feel free to hijack and derail this thread as necessary to purge your random musings, delusions, halucinations and allow the voices in your heads the god given right to free expression.

    Rule 1 - I reserve the right to vote anyone out of the herd.

    Feel free to make up your own rules as needed
    This week I prefer this quote by ol' Ben:

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 (posted by someone in the Verizon/NSA cell spying thread)
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    I think it was something I ate
    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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    I'm a glutton for punishment, just bought a Lenovo Helix and the front camera stopped working after 2 days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F2 View Post
    This week I prefer this quote by ol' Ben:

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 (posted by someone in the Verizon/NSA cell spying thread)
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    I'm on the whiskey diet.....

    so far I've lost three weeks.
    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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    D.J. Dat suxs. At least it went quick so you can return it
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    Forty-two. So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djenkins6 View Post
    I'm a glutton for punishment, just bought a Lenovo Helix and the front camera stopped working after 2 days.
    Nothing beats a device that breaks within warranty. The real punishment is when something goes bad the week after the warranty expires and the company won't do anything for you. The reason why I haven't bought a Dell computer in sometime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynycl View Post
    Oh yeah...almost forgot, no pikeys…............I ****in hate pikeys
    Baby's don't hate! They love everyone that picks them up and show their love by ****ting, pissing or vomiting on them!

    And please keep withing the topic of the thread please.
    "We are the Pilgrims, master; we shall go Always a little further: it may be Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow Across that angry or that glimmering sea​"
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    No this ain't going to work....Someone has got to ask about PB or BB10. Then we can subtly hijack the thread and talk about ducks, fish, cats, brandy (still don't know what it tastes like) and drag them down the rabbit-hole.Before you know it ...it will be... As the Walrus said....oh...someone already posted that....forgot...

    Nothing to see here....carry on....
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    You are teetering dangerously on the fringe of the herd.
    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexluthorxx View Post
    No this ain't going to work....Someone has got to ask about PB or BB10. Then we can subtly hijack the thread and talk about ducks, fish, cats, brandy (still don't know what it tastes like) and drag them down the rabbit-hole.Before you know it ...it will be... As the Walrus said....oh...someone already posted that....forgot...

    Nothing to see here....carry on....
    Did you mention the expected bb10 upgrade? Will it work on my Droid and ipad?
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    Rumplestiltskin
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    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”
    ― Benjamin Franklin
    I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cynycl View Post
    For the benefit of all the sanely challenged sad life experienced men, berries, ducks, cats of all ages and ethnicities, versions of the letter F (not the F10, you got to get your own thread), and all other slightly left of center and somewhat disenchanted, frustrated playbook OS users and fellow crackheads (not U Rob), I have graciosly created this safehaven, bunker or cellar if you will, for our free from scruitiny and reprisal use.

    Wow that's a long sentence.

    This way, the less amused can't be offended any further.

    Feel free to hijack and derail this thread as necessary to purge your random musings, delusions, halucinations and allow the voices in your heads the god given right to free expression.

    Rule 1 - I reserve the right to vote anyone out of the herd.

    Feel free to make up your own rules as needed
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    “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by sad_old_man View Post
    Baby's don't hate! They love everyone that picks them up and show their love by ****ting, pissing or vomiting on them!

    And please keep withing the topic of the thread please.
    Loved that movie. Snatch.


    This was NOT the thread I thought I quoted.
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    You sir are promoted to the front of the herd.

    For the rest of you, the view remains the same
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    Quote Originally Posted by MobileMadness002 View Post
    Loved that movie. Snatch.
    I love it too. ................Oh the movie.......am....yeah that too
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