There was a lady who was recently married to her fourth husband. On the wedding night, she said 'Please be gentle because I am a virgin.' "What", her husband replied, but this is your fourth marriage. "Well" she said, 'My first husband was an alcoholic and got drunk every night and we never made love.' 'My second husband was actually gay and had no interest in me sexually.' 'My third husband worked for RIM and all he could say was wait till next quarter.'
A newlywed couple enters their honeymoon suite. They get into bed and the wife turns to her new husband and says, "I'm so excited. Everyone's been telling me how great this is going to be. The husband reaches over, kisses his new wife, rolls over, and falls asleep.
The next morning, the husband wakes up to find his wife sitting in a chair looking depressed. He asks what's wrong. She explains how she was expecting so much more from the night before. Her husband says not to worry. He tells her that by the end of the summer he will be able to do everything she was expecting and then some.
Hope this doesn't get deleted. Hehehe
