I don't care that you just woke up or about to leave your house
Right...I tried to twitter, but I couldn't because it goes against my core belief that people don't really care that I'm sittin' at the kitchen table, eatin' a Cheeto, ya know?
I was bored one night so signed up for twitter, thought it was pointless at first...still do actually...but now I'm kinda addicted to it through twitterberry.