[i_plod_an_dr_void]

Do you find that you no longer 'Click' with your smartphone? Then KEYone and get that feeling back again. -BlackBerry

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

KEYone where a 'click' isn't just for selfies.

[bb_bunny]

meet your new BFF- KEYone
Can't live without it -KEYone
Livin'the dream-KEYone
Kick *** fast-KEYone
KEYone- the safest one
KEYone. Safe,secure,social
Stay in the game -KEYone
UP your game with KEYone-all the social and still secure
KEYone-always there for you
If you've got KEYone,you've got it all
With KEYone,what. More do you need?

[bb_bunny]

Don't just get by. Get ahead with THE KEYone
KEY into life -KEYone
secure your future with KEYone

[Mattster723]

How about "It just doesn't matter!" and then have a guy stack cups ala Meatballs.

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[Rowe6]

KeyOne, such a seamless keyboard experience, even Abu Hamza can use it

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

Because you're the key, and I'm the one. KEYone by BlackBerry

Because you're the key, and I'm the one. KEYone by BlackBerry. (Ring, ring?)

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

Only 3 out of 10 convicts prefer to swipe, and don't like the sound of 'click' -KEYone Crazy facts brought to you by BlackBerry

[johndandridge]

For adults only

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

KeyOne, such a seamless keyboard experience, even Abu Hamza can use it

You can't waterboard with a KEYone, like you can with a slab. KEYone for your personal safety.

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

KEYone - don't forget the big iron on your hip.
(0:10s -0:60 s - of marty robbins )

[Sigewif]

Don't settle for a drab
And boring slab--
Go out and grab
A BlackBerry KEYone,
You too can have fun
As you get things done.

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

Because Apples are for fruit trees, and slabs are for gravestones -KEYone by BlackBerry

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

The most interesting Smartphone in the World....
It raises itself in a toast - KEYone by BlackBerry

[TheBond]

The phone with no Release Date

[guygardner73]

The phone with no Release Date

It's available from the 5th May from CPW.

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[Alloyjane]

No idea if anyone is still looking here, but this is a riff off one of the tags created earlier in this thread.

KEYone: An Android experience that just clicks.

**edited to credit Ominax

[slagman5]

It's available from the 5th May from CPW.

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Yah, everyone has to try to be a comedian though... :-P

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[i_plod_an_dr_void]

KEYone...the most interesting Smartphone in the World....
People ask it, to be in their selfies. - KEYone by BlackBerryMobile

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

From the Happy Thoughts Contest...a Song....
Serenading the KEYone (Dean Martin's "A you're adorable")....
A you've got alphabet / (A you're Adorable) / A they'll be an app for that
B your by BlackBerry / (B you're so beautiful) / B, BBM is still for free
C your capacitive touch is oh so fine / (C you're a cutiful of charm)
D you'll feel safer with Dtek / (D you're Darling) / D you're delightful
...

[i_plod_an_dr_void]

KEYone...oh baby won't you give me one more chance....I want you back (jackson 5) (abc...easy as 123) (wildly colourful '70's outfits)

[terminatorx]

KEYone...the most interesting Smartphone in the World....
People ask it, to be in their selfies. - KEYone by BlackBerryMobile

That's a good one. They should hire this guy for the ads, as he is the world's most interesting man too.

[Alain_A]

Buy BBAndroid Keyone from the "Never end story" store as we are waiting shipment from the "Never Land"

[anon(2313227)]

That's a good one. They should hire this guy for the ads, as he is the world's most interesting man too.

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/The-Most-...-The-World.jpg

Think he retired. They changed him in the last commercial I saw.

[anon(2313227)]

Here you go.