theme help please*

hello,

i am new to this site and was hoping someone could possibly help me. I was looking for a theme.. a Perez Hilton theme. No site seems to have one, and iv looked everywhere. Did someone make this ever ever before?
Please let me know, and thank you in advance for your help.

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Gee-I can't imagine why there aren't tons of those themes around! Just kidding. You will probably be better off finding a nice wallpaper friendly theme and change the paper.

ya.. i actually never thought of doing that! Omg, im so slow.. lol thanx alot!