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  1. anon8237442's Avatar
    anon8237442
    Sometimes I lick the keys and screen of my Classic. I feel the phone deserves oral for all the ways it has helped me in my life. Is there anything wrong with this? Will it hurt the device?

    Anyone? Anyone?

    Posted via CB10
    Oshasat likes this.
    07-11-15 10:57 AM
  2. ChainPunch's Avatar
    ChainPunch
    ya'll folks to need to get a grip, describing a phone as sexy and then wanting to lick it.
    07-11-15 11:05 AM
  3. anon8237442's Avatar
    anon8237442
    LOL!!!! Glad someone picked up on the outlandish descriptions these people use for their devices.... I couldn't help but create an over-the-top post!

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    BlackGuy likes this.
    07-11-15 11:08 AM
  4. serbanescu's Avatar
    serbanescu
    What has your wife to say about this?
    BlackGuy likes this.
    07-11-15 11:11 AM
  5. dbmalloy's Avatar
    dbmalloy
    Nah ... live a little... put a dab of jam on the back of it... will taste better...
    Z_Tasreen likes this.
    07-11-15 11:12 AM
  6. CivilDissident's Avatar
    CivilDissident
    Originally Posted by ChainPunch
    ya'll folks to need to get a grip, describing a phone as sexy and then wanting to lick it.
    The phone IS sexy... But I would not advise licking it... Nor would I ever stoop to that level... I remember when I had my 8320 spotting an app that boasted the ability of turning my BlackBerry device into a "Pleasure Device" by making it a vibrator... PleasureBerry I believe it was called LOL... Thought my Curve was sexy too back then (she was titanium in color) but no way would I have taken it to that level, tempting as it may have been... just nope...
    Fleeting likes this.
    07-11-15 12:46 PM
  7. apollo64's Avatar
    apollo64
    Ever heard of microbiology?

    Posted via CB10
    07-11-15 12:54 PM
  8. dalight13's Avatar
    dalight13
    Hey I'm not a phonosexual but I'll lick and kiss my Passport everyday. I even rub it's back on cold days. The other day, I felt tension around the BlackBerry logo  in the back. So I layed it down on my bed, covered it's bottom hole (charger port) with my sheets and started massaging it's back. GF came in the house and thought I was cheating on her because I was saying tender words in the mic hole.. Told her I was practicing for her, we then proceeded to have the best night of our life. You guys should try it!

    Posted from my Canadian PassportSQW100-1/10.3.2.2339
    07-11-15 01:34 PM
  9. mvpcrossxover's Avatar
    mvpcrossxover
    Soon they'll bypass a law where you can marry inanimate objects.

    Posted via CB10
    serbanescu and sully_p like this.
    07-11-15 01:42 PM
  10. Upright-Underground's Avatar
    Upright-Underground
    http://forums.crackberry.com/showthread.php?t=1026720



     Classic
    07-11-15 02:21 PM
  11. Mausje75's Avatar
    Mausje75
    I think I will mary my BlackBerry assistant, she sounds soooo sexy... damn... i mary phone... But first.. we will sleep together...

    Posted via my awesome Classic
    sully_p likes this.
    07-11-15 03:53 PM
  12. Genghis2k3's Avatar
    Genghis2k3
    Originally Posted by dalight13
    Hey I'm not a phonosexual but I'll lick and kiss my Passport everyday. I even rub it's back on cold days. The other day, I felt tension around the BlackBerry logo  in the back. So I layed it down on my bed, covered it's bottom hole (charger port) with my sheets and started massaging it's back. GF came in the house and thought I was cheating on her because I was saying tender words in the mic hole.. Told her I was practicing for her, we then proceeded to have the best night of our life. You guys should try it!

    Posted from my Canadian PassportSQW100-1/10.3.2.2339
    OK, you win! And I'm not sure that's a good thing. :-)
    07-11-15 05:04 PM
  13. Mausje75's Avatar
    Mausje75
    Originally Posted by Matt Bynum
    Sometimes I lick the keys and screen of my Classic. I feel the phone deserves oral for all the ways it has helped me in my life. Is there anything wrong with this? Will it hurt the device?

    Anyone? Anyone?

    Posted via CB10

    Is it wrong to lick your Classic?-8b5605075d44da6ac9172d75984308c0.jpg

    Posted via my awesome Classic
    CivilDissident likes this.
    07-11-15 05:11 PM
  14. CivilDissident's Avatar
    CivilDissident
    Originally Posted by Mausje75
    I think I will mary my BlackBerry assistant, she sounds soooo sexy... damn... i mary phone... But first.. we will sleep together...

    Posted via my awesome Classic
    'BlackBerry Assistant" doesn't seem to quite roll off the tongue... She needs a proper name...

    Posted via CB10
    07-11-15 06:05 PM
  15. mvpcrossxover's Avatar
    mvpcrossxover
    Originally Posted by CivilDissident
    'BlackBerry Assistant" doesn't seem to quite roll off the tongue... She needs a proper name...

    Posted via CB10
    BlackBerry bae

    Posted via CB10
    07-11-15 06:10 PM
  16. CivilDissident's Avatar
    CivilDissident
    Originally Posted by mvpcrossxover
    BlackBerry bae

    Posted via CB10
    I love it! I'm going to begin to address her as such!

    Posted via CB10
    07-11-15 06:25 PM
  17. RoyaleWChz's Avatar
    RoyaleWChz
    You realize there's a good chance there is fecal matter on your phone right?

    Posted via CB10
    07-11-15 06:57 PM
  18. anon8237442's Avatar
    anon8237442
    I always call BlackBerry Assistant '*****' - we have a tumultuous S/M relationship.

    Posted via CB10
    07-11-15 11:10 PM
  19. jmr1015's Avatar
    jmr1015
    Phone licking. It happens...

    07-11-15 11:23 PM
  20. anon(1852343)'s Avatar
    anon(1852343)
    Wow, cant believe I read this thread!

    Blackberry Passport running 10.3.2.2339
    lysskr and donemt like this.
    07-11-15 11:24 PM
  21. joan006's Avatar
    joan006
    I can't believe I read every comment! I couldn't help myself! From a woman's perspective, if I could get mine to mop my floors, I'd cry!
    CivilDissident likes this.
    07-11-15 11:56 PM
  22. gruv4u's Avatar
    gruv4u
    Give it feminine name and that will justify it. Then you can tell people that you treat it like an old school, prohibition, bootleg joint. Poker in the front and liquor in the rear!

    The Z10 STL 100-3 on 10.3.1.2708 BlackBerry owners on AT&T Channel C0032C652
    CivilDissident likes this.
    07-12-15 12:12 AM
  23. jojo beaconsfield's Avatar
    jojo beaconsfield
    Originally Posted by Matt Bynum
    Sometimes I lick the keys and screen of my Classic. I feel the phone deserves oral for all the ways it has helped me in my life. Is there anything wrong with this? Will it hurt the device?

    Anyone? Anyone?

    Posted via CB10
    You're one sick puppy,haha
    CivilDissident likes this.
    07-12-15 08:15 AM
  24. andy957's Avatar
    andy957
    Originally Posted by mvpcrossxover
    Soon they'll bypass a law where you can marry inanimate objects.

    Posted via CB10
    Don't you mean pass a new law?

    Posted from CB10
    07-12-15 08:19 AM
  25. Mausje75's Avatar
    Mausje75
    Originally Posted by CivilDissident
    'BlackBerry Assistant" doesn't seem to quite roll off the tongue... She needs a proper name...

    Posted via CB10
    BlackBerry assistant ---->assistant----->a s s---->cute a s s--->ashley???

    Is it wrong to lick your Classic?-looks-fine-me.jpg

    Posted via my awesome Classic
    07-12-15 08:22 AM
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