Wife wanted

**kmalone** · 11-19-2008, 05:25 PM

Looking for a women who will understand my obession with my Bold. My relationship with my Bold is very special to me, I put it next to my bed so I can see the clock face in bedside mode. I don't want her to laugh as I wake up at 2:00 AM to make sure nothing has happended to it or has gone missing in the night.

She must also undestand that my Bold needs everything. This includes new clothes (skins and themes) and cool looking glasses (lens cover). For without these my Bold will feel naked.

My wife must understand that my Bold needs to be nurtured and fed. It needs to have food (latest OS and .190's) to have the enegry to converse with me through out the day. It must have tools (applications) to assit me navigate the challenges of my life.

My wife also needs to understand that my Bold is very socialable and needs to be connected to the outside without limits (unlimited data).

My wife needs to really understand that this has to happen at any cost to keep my Bold happy. It's not important I have spent $50 on themes and applications. What's important is that my Bold is happy.

Is there really such a person out there? Does this person exist?

**jimmers** · 11-19-2008, 05:29 PM

I would bet that if one does exist....you'll find her here!

**yokken** · 11-19-2008, 05:32 PM

hahaha this is like a best-of craigslist article.

**bexx** · 11-19-2008, 05:34 PM

Lol! What happens if your new wife gets her own Bold and the shoe is on the other foot?

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**Branta** · 11-19-2008, 05:44 PM

@bexx...
Two Bolds sharing the same bedroom? Is that legal? Is it even a safe combination under safety laws?

I'd be more worried about having to book bathroom time by calendar event

**bexx** · 11-19-2008, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by branta

@bexx...
Two Bolds sharing the same bedroom? Is that legal? Is it even a safe combination under safety laws?

I'd be more worried about having to book bathroom time by calendar event

It might get ugly if there's only one bedside outlet for one charger. Divorce Court!

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**Smokey Bear** · 11-19-2008, 05:52 PM

found her... and i married her...
its beautiful...we hold hands as we shop for themes and apps... and we even share the same car charger...
lol

**joe003** · 11-19-2008, 05:58 PM

"Do you Richard take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to cherish and to hold, to share your minutes with, to share your charger, to share your disk space for syncing your databases, to text each other in sickness and in health"

I'm not a preacher, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

**kmalone** · 11-19-2008, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Smokey Bear

found her... and i married her...
its beautiful...we hold hands as we shop for themes and apps... and we even share the same car charger...
lol

You are a shamless man. Show your compassion and quit bragging.

**Smokey Bear** · 11-19-2008, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by kmalone

You are a shamless man. Show your compassion and quit bragging.

no no no, dont look at it like that!!
i was simply being supportive... encouraging if you will...
to give confidence that there are girls like this out there!!

**pashan** · 11-19-2008, 06:19 PM

I'm sorry, I'm already married and I don't have a sister...

But I feel your pain! I just got my husband trained to understand. He no longer complains about the backlight keeping him awake at night as I surf Crackberry.com; he just rolls the other direction. He no longer worries about who on earth I could be texting at 2am, he knows that its just twitter, Crackberry, Facebook or BBM! He may not fully "get" it, but he tolerates it so well now!

Someday I hope he comes aboard the blackberry bandwagon, but for now its nice to have his understanding!

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**PvT** · 11-19-2008, 06:31 PM

You are doomed to be Bachelor

**deanabmf** · 11-19-2008, 07:26 PM

What if she gets a Storm??

**PvT** · 11-19-2008, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by deanabmf

What if she gets a Storm??

That'd be the same as her inviting her hot friend over for threeway.

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**laxpinkie** · 11-19-2008, 07:58 PM

wait i'm single and i understand! where do you live OP?

**Smokey Bear** · 11-19-2008, 08:47 PM

there you go buddy!!

**joeybuckets** · 11-19-2008, 08:54 PM

Looks like someone is sleeping on the couch..............lmfaoo

**kittycatspawz** · 11-19-2008, 09:22 PM

Ok. I'm available. BUT, I want what you want.

SO WHO TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS? lol!

**Branta** · 11-21-2008, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by kittycatspawz

Ok. I'm available. BUT, I want what you want.

SO WHO TAKES CARE OF THE KIDS? lol!

Kids... you mean those noisy small people that put sticky-chocolate-food finger painting over freshly cleaned objects? Those instant learning auto-repeaters designed to embarrass parents in front of grandparents?

No mom, he said 'duck', he loves duck. OK, maybe he said duckLing...
(true report of 2yo grandson)

**ItnStln511** · 11-21-2008, 10:21 PM

Wasn't there a thread a while back about girls with blackberrys?

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**l3lueMage** · 11-21-2008, 11:45 PM

Hmm, find wife and share and buy her Blackberry apps and skins also, or stay single and spend all my paychecks to make my bold Happy?!

San Fransisco Times -
SAY YES TO PROP 4.6.0.185!

EVERYONES EQUAL MAN/GIRL+BLACKBERRY = <3

**DCGREE** · 11-21-2008, 11:58 PM

I feel the same way about my new Storm.. My husband just doesn't understand the love I have for the BB Storm. Well could there be a divorce looming.... ....NAW i love my husband and Storm.............