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    Default The Apple Hatersí 7 Stages of Grief

    This is hilarious,
    Found it on twitter, posted back in 2010 on arstechnica.com

    "The Apple hatersí stages of grief go something like this:

    Predict failure of new Apple product
    Attribute early success of new Apple product to rabid fanbois affected by the reality distortion field
    Attribute longer term success of product to stupidity of consumers
    Purchase previously scorned product for stupid relatives so they stop bothering you to help support the open source version of Apple product sold by Super Lucky Technology Extreme Inc. that you convinced them to buy
    Purchase previously scorned product for yourself just to see what all the fuss is about
    Admit that you now own and use the product, but complain about the productís lack of SD card slot on random Internet forum
    Forget prior criticism of product, claim that it was revolutionary and an example of how Apple used to be really innovative, but has now lost its edge
    Rinse and repeat

    I wish I could take credit for this but I canít. Got this from an arstechnica.com forum posting from way back in June of 2010.

    The forum posterís moniker is The Real Blastdoor. Please join me in thanking him for this, because it is absolutely pure gold. Additionally, each and every word is true.

    Author: The Real Blastdoor on Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:05 am"
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    Default The Apple Hatersí 7 Stages of Grief

    It is about right. Nice find.


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